[Video], backdated to August 12th

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh my god, holy shit!

[He grabs the camera and tilts it up crazily until his face comes into view. He's grinning like a maniac, and he rips off his glasses to show his eyes - one red and one blue. He has eyes]

I can thee! I can fucking thee! KK I am going to throttle you and then fucking kithh you on the lipth, and there'th nothing you can do to

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[voice]

[immortaltwat]

Aw, you can thee! We're all thuper happy for you. Too bad it thopped short of thixing how you thpeak.

permatext

[trollsbackwards]

[ oh hell no. you did not just do that. ]

HEY, PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE.
THE WAY THAT CAPTOR SPEAKS IS JUST FUCKING FINE.
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE FIXED, EVEN IF THERE ARE TIMES YOU NEED A WATER DETERRENT DEVICE.
SO TAKE THREE GODDAMN STEPS BACK AND FUCK OFF.

permatext

[immortaltwat]

[Oh, yes he did. And he's just going to ignore everything he just said.]

Oh, hey!
Did you finally take my advice about using a brighter colour?
Good for you. Red suits you. :)

permatext

[trollsbackwards]

OH YOU CAUGHT ME.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT.

[voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, your bulge mutht be the thize of a pea, if you get off on teathing thtrangerth for their lithpth. Like kk thaid, you can jutht fuck off.

[voice]

[immortaltwat]

Hey, that's a very hurtful thing to say about my bulge. Which is huge, in case you were wondering.

It was a joke, all right? No need to get so worked up over it.

[voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

Picth or gtfo.

I know it wath a joke. It wath a thtupid joke. And my thuggethtion to fuck off wathn't a joke. Thith ith a douchebag-free zone today.

[Uploading a virus which will blow up his computer in 3...2...1...]

[voice]

[immortaltwat]

[...oh. Now, if only that were enough to teach Nathan a lesson about making fun of people.

Although at least this means the Network will be Nathan-free until he can get it fixed.]

[voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

[It's hard being so awesome]