Those Who Forget History...
Listen up, Chirs, and forget what you think you know!
That vibe you thought you were catching last night was fiction. It wasn't real. I repeat, it wasn't real. She's something of a natural flirt, after all, and she pulled it off last night only because she's supremely comfortable in your company - something which took you years to secure and which you once, previously, nearly squandered in a moment. Would you like to relive that episode? Think you've got the stomach for it now? Trust me, you don't. You really don't.
These are the facts, and they are not disputed.