Mass Effect tweets
Inspired by katbamkapow, all the tweets I've made while playing Mass Effect 1 and 2 (I'll split them up between ME1, and ME2 first playthrough and Insanity playthrough).
Last two Mass Effect playthroughs (Veteran and Hardcore)
19 January 2010
15:08 So... I think it's time to finish Mass Effect again. And then do another quick run for preferred decisions since I'll be at level 60. #
20 January 2010
20:15 I just got "Asari Ally"... fuck yeah! Take that, difficult achievement! #
20:54 ffff I have six days to finish this Mass Effect playthrough and then go through the game once more... #
22:00 Homework time... looks like I'm playing through Virmire tomorrow. #
21 January 2010
18:33 IDK if Bioware's said something about this, but I hope environments in ME2 are more varied... I get tired of base-in-a-box. #
19:25 Commander Shepard ALWAYS drives the Mako drunk. #
23:33 UM, YEAH, SO, KAIDAN SORT OF DISAPPEARED ON ME. ._. #
22 January 2010
01:52 OH YEAH LEVEL 60 IN MASS EFFECT. NOW LET'S FINISH THE GAME AND THEN GO TO BED. >.> #
18:17 the taint is EVERYWHERE. damn. #
19:29 time to start my third Mass Effect playthrough. Let's see how quickly I can burn through the main story. #
20:08 omg they say 'thank the maker' in ME too. wow. I forgot that. #
23 January 2010
02:26 'Thorion creepers are rapists.' #
02:34 'Garrus just stood there and let himself get thrown up on. He must like it. 2 girls, 1 turian.' #
23:19 Am I the only one who wants some Saren/Benezia? Has that ever been written? I need to find out... #
24 January 2010
02:29 I may have just died of happiness. IS IT THE 26TH YET? GODDAMN. #
02:48 am I the only one who suspects that Conrad isn't really married? and he's just lying so he doesn't look like so much of a loser? lol #
03:06 I feel bad for snubbing Opold on Noveria, but I don't have time for sidequests. D: #
04:46 Why is everyone cross-eyed i n Mass Effect? or at least look that way... #
05:05 Conrad wants to take Shepard home and pull a Buffalo Bill. #masseffect #
Mass Effect 2, playthrough #1 (Normal)
25 January 2010
01:05 And best of all... MASS EFFECT 2 MIDNIGHT RELEASE IN LESS THAN 23 HOURS! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED. #
18:03 So not only do i get to stand out in the cold for me2, but its also snowing. Me2 is lucky i want it so badly. #
26 January 2010
14:26 Still no internet, but fuck it. I have me2 so i dont care. #
15:17 Miranda's looks and head movements remind me of the bride of chucky. I imagine thats not what bioware was going for. #
15:43 I never thought itd be possible for bioware to make the text in mass effect any smaller... Thx for making me squint at my sdtv more, bioware #
28 January 2010
15:48 In the future, we'll go out and strip mine our solar system, and i'm going to blame bioware for being a bad influence. #
21:52 FYI, I want some Illusive Man/Miranda fic. Or maybe Illusive Man/everyone. Hodamn. lol. #masseffect2 #
22:23 I'm going to have to write Illusive Man fic myself, aren't I? Yeah. thought so. #
22:33 YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE TAINT. #
29 January 2010
00:38 time for a little more Mass Effect 2 before I go to bed. :D #
02:11 "And my knees are meant to bend that way." Turians are meant to be on their knees. Trufax. #
10:07 Also, you know what'd be awesome? If whenever I restarted/shutdown/logged off my computer, it said "Logging you out, Shepard". #
10:07 I'm going to have to learn how to do it now. And get a hold of that voice clip. #
13:34 Return to Ostagar is out... too bad I'm playing Mass Effect 2. Bad timing, Bioware. #
30 January 2010
14:35 lololol walking around Tuchanka with Garrus and Mordin in my party. #
16:14 Talking to Garrus is the favorite part of my day. omg. lol. #masseffect2 #
16:15 But in all seriousness, I may have just died of laughter. That was the best conversation ever. #masseffect2 #
16:20 And yes, I did just reload so I could have the conversation again. #masseffect2 #
31 January 2010
03:13 LOL MORDIN, I LOVE YOU. THAT CONVO BEATS THE GARRUS ONES FROM EARLIER BY FAR. #masseffect2 #
14:03 Time to play Mass Effect 2 until the boyfriend gets here... then I get to spend the rest of the day doing homework. :| #
15:40 omg. Is that Morrigan's voice I'm hearing? So, there's a Loghain AND a Morrigan Quarian? hahaha #masseffect2 #dao #
01 February 2010
01:29 So I was going to go to bed but Emry's finishing ME2 and I have to stay up and watch now, haha. #
21:24 How come Mordin's safe sex talks about Tali and Thane are on youtube, but not for Garrus? Want to show the bf because it's hilarious... #
02 February 2010
01:14 I will be looking at this for the rest of the night. Very appropriate while playing Mass Effect. lol. tinyurl.com/yclmqcw #
16:17 This planet is really pretty. masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Preying_Mouth #
22:16 both my usb mouse and my mousepad won't work for ME2 on PC... wtf is this shit? #
03 February 2010 (in which I rage at Bioware)
00:34 So now that I've played ME2 w/o an imported character, I'm very disappointed. I didn't get to make a single damn choice about the prev game. # (re: new game on PC, NOT my 360 playthrough)
00:35 I feel like I was lied to, because that's what I'd read--that you'd be asked questions about events in the prev game and get to make choices #
00:36 Unless I missed something? But anyway, WTF Bioware. #
01:03 Bioware... that's just lame. I'm sorry. tinyurl.com/ybsop8x #
02:40 Seriously, Bioware? Why would you do this instead of letting players choose? IDGI. tinyurl.com/yazl3k8 #
02:43 But now I want to know what happens on Tuchanka if you didn't save Wrex. Youtube is failing me in finding out too. #
02:51 Bioware and I are going to have (more) words now that I've seen Tuchanka without Wrex. :| WTF IS WITH THE BASE OPTIONS, BIOWARE. W.T.F. #
02:52 Bioware: "Well, anyone who hasn't played ME1 probably doesn't give a shit about its story, so we'll just say their Shepard killed everyone.& quot; #
04 February 2010
18:10 Well, I'm out of sidequests in Mass Effect 2. Looks like I'm going to finish the game tonight. #
05 February 2010
01:29 Mass Effect 2 finished, level 30 reached, everyone survived... bad day has turned out very well. :) #
01:32 Also, 47/51 achievements for Mass Effect 2. I am 100% it, for sure. :D #
Mass Effect 2, playthrough #2 (Insanity)
05 February 2010
12:33 Time to start Mass Effect 2 on Insanity... assume I've died of an aneurysm if I don't make it back. #
06 February 2010
13:33 okay... playing a little bit of Mass Effect 2 on Insanity before I do homework. alfkhdfkldsj #
15:41 "Archangel" recruited on Insanity. That mission... ugh. #masseffect2 #
08 February 2010
21:57 hurgh MASS EFFECT 2 ON INSANITY, IHU #
09 February 2010
11:16 I'm glad the track "Saren" starts off with the "Critical Mission Failure" music. lolol. #
11 February 2010
18:40 It turns out all the Reapers want to do is Rick Roll the galaxy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ #me2endings #
18:45 Shepard was phone. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Who_was_phone #me2endings #
23:36 I JUST noticed that Warden Kuril is barefaced. FORESHADOWING MUCH? #masseffect2 #
12 February 2010
01:16 I feel like I need a checklist for Insanity in Mass Effect 2. "[x] Recruit the Convict" #
12:37 If I don't get any m!Shep/Garrus or m!Shep/Thane soon, I may explode. And no one wants that. (Right?) #
13 February 2010
01:03 SHEPARD IS NOT AMUSED. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H092N_UVaAY #
03:45 SHEPARD HAS A GALAXY TO SAVE... i46.tinypic.com/2d1usuf.png #
19 February 2010
21:18 And suddenly, I want some Saren/m!Shepard. ._. #
21:49 Mass Effect 2 time. Excuse me while I murder Insanity. #
23:57 lololol I love it when glitches make Mass Effect 2 on Insanity easier. #
00:01 "The Illusive Man wishes to speak with you." "No, fuck him." "Try telling that to him." "I will. And then I'll get e-slapped." #
20 February 2010
02:12 Mass Effect 2 on Insanity: [x] Horizon (fuuuuuck you, Collectors) #
18:53 [x] Jacob's Loyalty on Insanity. (I spent probably an HOUR on one part of that. JFC I didn't expect that one to be so hard.) #me2 #
21 February 2010 (no exact times on these because they're from today)
Okay, Mass Effect comm, sometimes you crack me up. http://community.livejournal.com/masseffect/327412.html?thread=5322996#t5322996 #
I may be one of the only people in the ME fandom who likes Zaeed (a lot). Which means I am really tempted to write this Zaeed/f!Shep prompt. #
The Illusive Man wants to speak with me? BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN RECRUITED THE NEXT PERSON YET. FFFFFF. #me2 #
though I've been on a break from it since 7pm: FUCK THE COLLECTOR SHIP. FUCK IT SO HARD. *rage* #
I now realize that I apparently never, ever shut up about Mass Effect. Sorry, guys.
Last two Mass Effect playthroughs (Veteran and Hardcore)
19 January 2010
15:08 So... I think it's time to finish Mass Effect again. And then do another quick run for preferred decisions since I'll be at level 60. #
20 January 2010
20:15 I just got "Asari Ally"... fuck yeah! Take that, difficult achievement! #
20:54 ffff I have six days to finish this Mass Effect playthrough and then go through the game once more... #
22:00 Homework time... looks like I'm playing through Virmire tomorrow. #
21 January 2010
18:33 IDK if Bioware's said something about this, but I hope environments in ME2 are more varied... I get tired of base-in-a-box. #
19:25 Commander Shepard ALWAYS drives the Mako drunk. #
23:33 UM, YEAH, SO, KAIDAN SORT OF DISAPPEARED ON ME. ._. #
22 January 2010
01:52 OH YEAH LEVEL 60 IN MASS EFFECT. NOW LET'S FINISH THE GAME AND THEN GO TO BED. >.> #
18:17 the taint is EVERYWHERE. damn. #
19:29 time to start my third Mass Effect playthrough. Let's see how quickly I can burn through the main story. #
20:08 omg they say 'thank the maker' in ME too. wow. I forgot that. #
23 January 2010
02:26 'Thorion creepers are rapists.' #
02:34 'Garrus just stood there and let himself get thrown up on. He must like it. 2 girls, 1 turian.' #
23:19 Am I the only one who wants some Saren/Benezia? Has that ever been written? I need to find out... #
24 January 2010
02:29 I may have just died of happiness. IS IT THE 26TH YET? GODDAMN. #
02:48 am I the only one who suspects that Conrad isn't really married? and he's just lying so he doesn't look like so much of a loser? lol #
03:06 I feel bad for snubbing Opold on Noveria, but I don't have time for sidequests. D: #
04:46 Why is everyone cross-eyed i n Mass Effect? or at least look that way... #
05:05 Conrad wants to take Shepard home and pull a Buffalo Bill. #masseffect #
Mass Effect 2, playthrough #1 (Normal)
25 January 2010
01:05 And best of all... MASS EFFECT 2 MIDNIGHT RELEASE IN LESS THAN 23 HOURS! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED. #
18:03 So not only do i get to stand out in the cold for me2, but its also snowing. Me2 is lucky i want it so badly. #
26 January 2010
14:26 Still no internet, but fuck it. I have me2 so i dont care. #
15:17 Miranda's looks and head movements remind me of the bride of chucky. I imagine thats not what bioware was going for. #
15:43 I never thought itd be possible for bioware to make the text in mass effect any smaller... Thx for making me squint at my sdtv more, bioware #
28 January 2010
15:48 In the future, we'll go out and strip mine our solar system, and i'm going to blame bioware for being a bad influence. #
21:52 FYI, I want some Illusive Man/Miranda fic. Or maybe Illusive Man/everyone. Hodamn. lol. #masseffect2 #
22:23 I'm going to have to write Illusive Man fic myself, aren't I? Yeah. thought so. #
22:33 YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE TAINT. #
29 January 2010
00:38 time for a little more Mass Effect 2 before I go to bed. :D #
02:11 "And my knees are meant to bend that way." Turians are meant to be on their knees. Trufax. #
10:07 Also, you know what'd be awesome? If whenever I restarted/shutdown/logged off my computer, it said "Logging you out, Shepard". #
10:07 I'm going to have to learn how to do it now. And get a hold of that voice clip. #
13:34 Return to Ostagar is out... too bad I'm playing Mass Effect 2. Bad timing, Bioware. #
30 January 2010
14:35 lololol walking around Tuchanka with Garrus and Mordin in my party. #
16:14 Talking to Garrus is the favorite part of my day. omg. lol. #masseffect2 #
16:15 But in all seriousness, I may have just died of laughter. That was the best conversation ever. #masseffect2 #
16:20 And yes, I did just reload so I could have the conversation again. #masseffect2 #
31 January 2010
03:13 LOL MORDIN, I LOVE YOU. THAT CONVO BEATS THE GARRUS ONES FROM EARLIER BY FAR. #masseffect2 #
14:03 Time to play Mass Effect 2 until the boyfriend gets here... then I get to spend the rest of the day doing homework. :| #
15:40 omg. Is that Morrigan's voice I'm hearing? So, there's a Loghain AND a Morrigan Quarian? hahaha #masseffect2 #dao #
01 February 2010
01:29 So I was going to go to bed but Emry's finishing ME2 and I have to stay up and watch now, haha. #
21:24 How come Mordin's safe sex talks about Tali and Thane are on youtube, but not for Garrus? Want to show the bf because it's hilarious... #
02 February 2010
01:14 I will be looking at this for the rest of the night. Very appropriate while playing Mass Effect. lol. tinyurl.com/yclmqcw #
16:17 This planet is really pretty. masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Preying_Mouth #
22:16 both my usb mouse and my mousepad won't work for ME2 on PC... wtf is this shit? #
03 February 2010 (in which I rage at Bioware)
00:34 So now that I've played ME2 w/o an imported character, I'm very disappointed. I didn't get to make a single damn choice about the prev game. # (re: new game on PC, NOT my 360 playthrough)
00:35 I feel like I was lied to, because that's what I'd read--that you'd be asked questions about events in the prev game and get to make choices #
00:36 Unless I missed something? But anyway, WTF Bioware. #
01:03 Bioware... that's just lame. I'm sorry. tinyurl.com/ybsop8x #
02:40 Seriously, Bioware? Why would you do this instead of letting players choose? IDGI. tinyurl.com/yazl3k8 #
02:43 But now I want to know what happens on Tuchanka if you didn't save Wrex. Youtube is failing me in finding out too. #
02:51 Bioware and I are going to have (more) words now that I've seen Tuchanka without Wrex. :| WTF IS WITH THE BASE OPTIONS, BIOWARE. W.T.F. #
02:52 Bioware: "Well, anyone who hasn't played ME1 probably doesn't give a shit about its story, so we'll just say their Shepard killed everyone.& quot; #
04 February 2010
18:10 Well, I'm out of sidequests in Mass Effect 2. Looks like I'm going to finish the game tonight. #
05 February 2010
01:29 Mass Effect 2 finished, level 30 reached, everyone survived... bad day has turned out very well. :) #
01:32 Also, 47/51 achievements for Mass Effect 2. I am 100% it, for sure. :D #
Mass Effect 2, playthrough #2 (Insanity)
05 February 2010
12:33 Time to start Mass Effect 2 on Insanity... assume I've died of an aneurysm if I don't make it back. #
06 February 2010
13:33 okay... playing a little bit of Mass Effect 2 on Insanity before I do homework. alfkhdfkldsj #
15:41 "Archangel" recruited on Insanity. That mission... ugh. #masseffect2 #
08 February 2010
21:57 hurgh MASS EFFECT 2 ON INSANITY, IHU #
09 February 2010
11:16 I'm glad the track "Saren" starts off with the "Critical Mission Failure" music. lolol. #
11 February 2010
18:40 It turns out all the Reapers want to do is Rick Roll the galaxy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ #me2endings #
18:45 Shepard was phone. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Who_was_phone #me2endings #
23:36 I JUST noticed that Warden Kuril is barefaced. FORESHADOWING MUCH? #masseffect2 #
12 February 2010
01:16 I feel like I need a checklist for Insanity in Mass Effect 2. "[x] Recruit the Convict" #
12:37 If I don't get any m!Shep/Garrus or m!Shep/Thane soon, I may explode. And no one wants that. (Right?) #
13 February 2010
01:03 SHEPARD IS NOT AMUSED. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H092N_UVaAY #
03:45 SHEPARD HAS A GALAXY TO SAVE... i46.tinypic.com/2d1usuf.png #
19 February 2010
21:18 And suddenly, I want some Saren/m!Shepard. ._. #
21:49 Mass Effect 2 time. Excuse me while I murder Insanity. #
23:57 lololol I love it when glitches make Mass Effect 2 on Insanity easier. #
00:01 "The Illusive Man wishes to speak with you." "No, fuck him." "Try telling that to him." "I will. And then I'll get e-slapped." #
20 February 2010
02:12 Mass Effect 2 on Insanity: [x] Horizon (fuuuuuck you, Collectors) #
18:53 [x] Jacob's Loyalty on Insanity. (I spent probably an HOUR on one part of that. JFC I didn't expect that one to be so hard.) #me2 #
21 February 2010 (no exact times on these because they're from today)
Okay, Mass Effect comm, sometimes you crack me up. http://community.livejournal.com/masseffect/327412.html?thread=5322996#t5322996 #
I may be one of the only people in the ME fandom who likes Zaeed (a lot). Which means I am really tempted to write this Zaeed/f!Shep prompt. #
The Illusive Man wants to speak with me? BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN RECRUITED THE NEXT PERSON YET. FFFFFF. #me2 #
though I've been on a break from it since 7pm: FUCK THE COLLECTOR SHIP. FUCK IT SO HARD. *rage* #
I now realize that I apparently never, ever shut up about Mass Effect. Sorry, guys.