Real Life Supervillain Opportunity Center Presents:

Oct 06, 2008 07:36

Just a note to any would be villains out there who might want to make a name for themselves. It seems that there will be a Superheroes "Anonymous" Convention for "Real Life Underwear Perverts" in New Orleans this week! One could only imagine the possibilities for evil villainy. (attack the town of an hero who is away partying in Nawlin's, crashing the convention itself, threatening the levees... oh wait the government already did that one)
Villains may also be able to get additional goons and assistance from the "real Anonymous" (this convention is co-opting Anon/b/chan imagery with its tie wearing blank faced logo). Plus they love battling people who claim to fly and have superpowers, just ask Tom Cruise.

This is the chance to really raise the bar and make a name for any potential villain. Plus the bad boys always have the coolest stuff and probably get laid more often.

lex luthor, supervillains, i am an asshole, real life, convention, underwear perverts, anonymous, scientology, superheroes

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