First off, Happy Birfdays to
neur0vanity.
Then... I spazz out.
They got the Boiled Custard finally at the stores. yum. I know you think it be t3h total grossness and stuff but so what. Liquid Ice Cream....
But then. I saw SANTY CLAUS! The real one! There was this grey pickup driving on the other side of the road and it had a green wreath on it and I was like "umm whatevers d00d" but then as it passed there was a man in there with a real bushy white beard with just a little grey (that way you know it is real and not a fake cotton beard like the mall Santy) and he was driving the truck. He had a reddish button up shirt like Santy has in those puppet cartoons when he is not wearing his fat suit and was wearing THE REAL SANTY HAT! it was like all felty looking and the white trim almost looked like it might be real fur and he had a bell on the end and it was not one of those cheap walmart bells it was big and brassy looking I got a real good look at him cause traffic was slowing down for a car turning in front of us so I swear it was the real f'ing SANTY CLAUS!
I don't know why I got so excited by it. But I have told everyone I know about it like I was a little kid again. It was just one of those magical moments where the guy looked so much like you imagine and obviously so real that it makes you want to believe like you used to. That old guy did my inner child wonders. Thanks Santy Claus!
So I'm going to get even more hyped up on Boiled Custard and run around the house in my PJ's till I pass out... catch you later!