Another Hulk/Fight Club joke and random shit
In honor of Ed Norton landing the job of Bruce Banner in the new Hulk movie, I continue my series of Fight Club inspired quotes/jokes. This one comes paraphrased from Ed's discussion with his original angry alter ego, Tyler Durden.
Hulk: OK: any DC Comics Character.
Narrator: I'd fight Superman.
Hulk: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Hulk: ME SMASH PLASTIC MAN!.
Narrator: Plastic Man?
Hulk: Stretch guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til burger.
No comic list thing this week. Fuck that shit.
Tthe meth/crack hookers that walk down my street are great comedy at times. They can't walk in heels right so they sound like the clippity cloppity of drunk horses or fat, rythmless, tap dancers. Pretty sure one of them has a penis.
"Twenty-six smoking toilets, and three more on fire, put a Japanese toilet maker in the hot seat on Monday" What the hell is wrong with the world if you cannot even trust the superior advancements of Japanese toiletry technology?
The Virginia Tech crap has already oversaturated to the levels redundant, obssesive-much, bullshit. Remember, you got the first dose of snarky, smart ass commentary on the VT MEDIASTORMZ! here. Then I left the party before they added the cute kid to the show.
The Kamisama, unfair and biased.
(taking the kid to the grandparentals. adios.)
Hulk: OK: any DC Comics Character.
Narrator: I'd fight Superman.
Hulk: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Hulk: ME SMASH PLASTIC MAN!.
Narrator: Plastic Man?
Hulk: Stretch guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til burger.
No comic list thing this week. Fuck that shit.
Tthe meth/crack hookers that walk down my street are great comedy at times. They can't walk in heels right so they sound like the clippity cloppity of drunk horses or fat, rythmless, tap dancers. Pretty sure one of them has a penis.
"Twenty-six smoking toilets, and three more on fire, put a Japanese toilet maker in the hot seat on Monday" What the hell is wrong with the world if you cannot even trust the superior advancements of Japanese toiletry technology?
The Virginia Tech crap has already oversaturated to the levels redundant, obssesive-much, bullshit. Remember, you got the first dose of snarky, smart ass commentary on the VT MEDIASTORMZ! here. Then I left the party before they added the cute kid to the show.
The Kamisama, unfair and biased.
(taking the kid to the grandparentals. adios.)