wow. he did it all!
Fox News is excitedly declaring that the hunt for Bin Laden can be called off!
Seems that the god-king Bush has caught the real guy after all!
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who is presently held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba) has seemingly confessed to several things, according to transcripts released today.
I have no doubt that the guy was somehow involved to more or lesser degrees to most of these things... but when some of them end up being proven impossible to implicate him, will the fact that we used torture to get his confessions be like throwing the pot out with the water... so to speak? Some of these things on the list just don't seem likely that he was the sole party responsible.
He admitted to totally coming up with that whole 9-11 thing all by himself. He is said to have personally beheaded journalist Daniel Pearl. He also confessed to the 1993 World Trade Center bombing and the 2002 bombing of a nightclub in Bali. He noted that he was the "real killer" of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. He claimed to be the mastermind behind the meteoric and baffling rise of "Larry the Cable Guy". He also took sole responsibility for drawing all those offensive Mohammed cartoons in Danish newspapers. He also expressed deept regret for ruining the career of Britney Spears and being the catalyst for the rift between Nicole and Paris. He also declared that he helped talk George Lucas into all the crappy parts of the new trilogies, including Mediclorians and Jar Jar. He is also the one and only person who seeded Emo music, hair, and clothing into society.
Plus, he is the real father of Anna Nicole's baby.
(edit: seems that Shiekh Mohammed discovered "Karma". He is so sorry for all the bad things he has done that he is going to start fixing everything on his list. I expect wacky comic hijinks.)
cool ass animated picture by fry1138
Seems that the god-king Bush has caught the real guy after all!
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who is presently held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba) has seemingly confessed to several things, according to transcripts released today.
I have no doubt that the guy was somehow involved to more or lesser degrees to most of these things... but when some of them end up being proven impossible to implicate him, will the fact that we used torture to get his confessions be like throwing the pot out with the water... so to speak? Some of these things on the list just don't seem likely that he was the sole party responsible.
He admitted to totally coming up with that whole 9-11 thing all by himself. He is said to have personally beheaded journalist Daniel Pearl. He also confessed to the 1993 World Trade Center bombing and the 2002 bombing of a nightclub in Bali. He noted that he was the "real killer" of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. He claimed to be the mastermind behind the meteoric and baffling rise of "Larry the Cable Guy". He also took sole responsibility for drawing all those offensive Mohammed cartoons in Danish newspapers. He also expressed deept regret for ruining the career of Britney Spears and being the catalyst for the rift between Nicole and Paris. He also declared that he helped talk George Lucas into all the crappy parts of the new trilogies, including Mediclorians and Jar Jar. He is also the one and only person who seeded Emo music, hair, and clothing into society.
Plus, he is the real father of Anna Nicole's baby.
(edit: seems that Shiekh Mohammed discovered "Karma". He is so sorry for all the bad things he has done that he is going to start fixing everything on his list. I expect wacky comic hijinks.)
cool ass animated picture by fry1138