Jan 15, 2007 08:14
The Cops are really banging on the fucking door of the house over around the back corner of my yard.
I hope they are taking one or all of them crackheads to jail.
Funny e-mail of the day.
Good Day,
I want you to read this message very crefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from,till i make out a space for us to see, i have being paid $50,000.00 in adbance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer,its one i believe you call a friend,i have followed you closely for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation,Do not contact the police or F.B.I or try to send a copy of this to them, because if you do i will know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do,beside this is the first time i turned out to be a betrayer in my job.
Now listen,i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $80,000.00 and you will have nothing to be afraid of.I will be coming to see you in your office or home dtermine where you wish we meet,do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation,my employer is in my control now,You will need to pay $20,000.00 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set our first meeting,after you have make the first advance payment to the account,i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take him to court(if you wish to), then the balance will be paid later.
You don't need my phone contact for now till am assured you are ready to comply good.
Lucky You.
Too fucking funny, the illiterate mafia is out to kill me! OH NOES!
the fact that really amuses me in this scam e-mail is... if you actually believed it... why would you want to trust someone who just said they had been paid to murder you in the first place? hillarious!
God damn, I'd love just having 80 grand laying about the house...
crackheads,
oh noes!,
email scam,
mafia hit,
cops