fry1138 was talking about celestial bodies and the wonders of the universe in relation to the highly visible comet in recent days.
Often, people assume that Earth and its general vicinity are the utter arsehole of the universe. I can say that this is not so... From personal knowledge I can attest to one large area of the Universe that is quite suitable to be described as the most likely to be the one true sphincter of all visible creation in our 3 dimensional plane of existence.
Most astronomers call it the "Ring Nebula"
I call it "Creation's Arsehole"