What's this thing all about anyway? I suppose I'm blogging, but if a blog falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Or a blog? I'm guessing probably not...
a) Actually stoned. b) Mocking my previous entry because it sounds like something lame a pseudo-intellectual hippy stoner would post. c) Wondering how the hell you're going to get the stain from that "Cheeto" you just sat on out of your brand new velour couch cushion. d) Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a white couch. You know white shows stains more than anything else. e) I don't care if it goes better with the fireplace than the taupe couch you used to have. It was still stupid to buy a white couch, especially for that price. f) Seriously. Four grand for a velour couch? That's way too much, even for a brand new Comfo-Cozer 3000 Deluxe. What the hell were you thinking? g) I have to go now. A "Xena" rerun just came on the Oxygen channel.
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Q: Are you...
a) Actually stoned.
b) Mocking my previous entry because it sounds like something lame a pseudo-intellectual hippy stoner would post.
c) Wondering how the hell you're going to get the stain from that "Cheeto" you just sat on out of your brand new velour couch cushion.
d) Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a white couch. You know white shows stains more than anything else.
e) I don't care if it goes better with the fireplace than the taupe couch you used to have. It was still stupid to buy a white couch, especially for that price.
f) Seriously. Four grand for a velour couch? That's way too much, even for a brand new Comfo-Cozer 3000 Deluxe. What the hell were you thinking?
g) I have to go now. A "Xena" rerun just came on the Oxygen channel.
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tape that xena for me.
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