Dec 28, 2008 19:28
Orlando Bloom as James Joyce with Who? as Nora Barnacle? That's what I thought as I woke up this morning. Hove has a Mortimer Street and a Mortimer Mews. I don't think Orlando could do an Irish accent very well; he certainly couldn't write a novel: Prove me wrong Orlando! I remember reading somewhere he lost his virginity at fourteen. Like Casanova, all these dirty chamber-maids going up and down the country initiating young gentlemen, it's a pox, a pox!
Henry climbed out of the disease and looked around him.
I imagine it would fall to me to direct. Is there a river in Dublin? I imagine there must be, but if not we can film it in Stockholm, or another European city, or an Asian village - an African suburb. 'Suburb' looks like a fart.
Merry Christmas