CRAZY SCARY FUNTIMES WOOT
okay, time to update about two of the most scariest (yeah, i just said most scariest) things that have ever happened to me.
after the show on saturday night, and talking to the boys while they packed up gear and such, and saying bye to marlee, we decided to go to captain sub because we want its lovechildren food.
we were walking down agricola st when i happened to look in a window of a basement apartment. i see someone sprawled out on a couch looking rather dead. on a couch next to them was someone sprawled out looking rather dead.
being stupid and easily scared, we were convinced they were not breathing. FOR SERIOUS, THEY WEREN'T MOVING AT ALL. NO MOVEMENT. IT WAS CREEPY.
jef came along to see what we were doing staring in someone's window, and told us we were stupid and that they were obviously just sleeping.
i don't know about you, BUT I DO NOT SLEEP WITHOUT BREATHING WHILE MY FRIEND DOES THE SAME ON A COUCH NEXT TO ME.
anyways, jef left to get his bike and meet g-reg-o-saurus.
andrea suddenly gasped and jumped.
i had no idea what was going on until she said something along the lines of "askdjflksdjflk;a opened his eyes! it looked at me! aahahahhhhhh!!!"
i looked in the window and both the dead people were gone. this was the biggest shock of my life, cause there had been two people in the room three seconds prior, so i screamed.
andrea yells, "THEY'RE COMING AFTER US!!!", so we ran down the street and around the corner and hid.
finally we decided that they weren't coming to murder us, and we kept walking.
but everything was dark and scary and gross men kept driving by and yelling or whistling, which just creeped us out even more.
we were very edgy.
we decided to walk across the highway (don't worry, we looked both ways) and walk towards downtown that way.
as we walked nearby the casino, where there's an area of grass which slopes down into the harbour and big scary boats in the water, we saw a dark abandoned really old car.
we walked up to the car.
it was empty and alone, and unlocked. if that doesn't just scream "i'm a creepy car, come inside", i don't know what does.
naturally, we got in the car.
(i figure this is the decision we shouldn't have made.)
there were no keys in the car, nothing creepy or with a strange smell in the back seat. the registration and things like that were all from 1972 (yes, we looked in the glove compartment).
we were so excited and scared by it all that we made the obvious decision:
HAVE A PICNIC IN THE CREEPY ABANDONED CAR!
(i figure this is the other decision we shouldn't have made.)
we made the walk to captain sub, in the cold windy night.
we got our delicious food and walked back to the car.
it was still there, untouched.
we got in and sat eating and talking about how creepy and wierd this was.
why would this car just randomly be abandoned?
obviously it had played a role in someone's brutal murder. haha.
dave hubert called and as andrea was talking to him, she screamed.
i looked behind me to find a huge fat scary old man opening the car door. well no, more like he flung the door open in a rage. this was followed by
GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!
the next minute was pure terror.
both of us screamed.
andrea had a lot of difficulty opening her door.
meanwhile i was so surprised that i squeezed the cup of water and proceded to drench myself in ice cold liquid.
i fumbled with my purse and such while i jumped out of the car and past the scary old man.
he was screaming at me.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUST GET IN SOMEONE'S CAR LIKE THAT! AKSDFJA;DSJFAIOWNEIOFINWOF
IT WAS UNLOCKED AND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
andrea and i ran up the street, half screaming and crying, half laughing hysterically.
we got relatively far away and looked back to see the car and man already disappeared.
we nearly shat ourselves with fear.
after calming down and catching our breath, we made the long walk home.
especially long that night, because it was windy and i was wearing clothes that weren't warm, and i was soaking wet.
it made for the end of quite a good night.
yeah, you're jealous of our stupidity. it brings us good times.
after the show on saturday night, and talking to the boys while they packed up gear and such, and saying bye to marlee, we decided to go to captain sub because we want its lovechildren food.
we were walking down agricola st when i happened to look in a window of a basement apartment. i see someone sprawled out on a couch looking rather dead. on a couch next to them was someone sprawled out looking rather dead.
being stupid and easily scared, we were convinced they were not breathing. FOR SERIOUS, THEY WEREN'T MOVING AT ALL. NO MOVEMENT. IT WAS CREEPY.
jef came along to see what we were doing staring in someone's window, and told us we were stupid and that they were obviously just sleeping.
i don't know about you, BUT I DO NOT SLEEP WITHOUT BREATHING WHILE MY FRIEND DOES THE SAME ON A COUCH NEXT TO ME.
anyways, jef left to get his bike and meet g-reg-o-saurus.
andrea suddenly gasped and jumped.
i had no idea what was going on until she said something along the lines of "askdjflksdjflk;a opened his eyes! it looked at me! aahahahhhhhh!!!"
i looked in the window and both the dead people were gone. this was the biggest shock of my life, cause there had been two people in the room three seconds prior, so i screamed.
andrea yells, "THEY'RE COMING AFTER US!!!", so we ran down the street and around the corner and hid.
finally we decided that they weren't coming to murder us, and we kept walking.
but everything was dark and scary and gross men kept driving by and yelling or whistling, which just creeped us out even more.
we were very edgy.
we decided to walk across the highway (don't worry, we looked both ways) and walk towards downtown that way.
as we walked nearby the casino, where there's an area of grass which slopes down into the harbour and big scary boats in the water, we saw a dark abandoned really old car.
we walked up to the car.
it was empty and alone, and unlocked. if that doesn't just scream "i'm a creepy car, come inside", i don't know what does.
naturally, we got in the car.
(i figure this is the decision we shouldn't have made.)
there were no keys in the car, nothing creepy or with a strange smell in the back seat. the registration and things like that were all from 1972 (yes, we looked in the glove compartment).
we were so excited and scared by it all that we made the obvious decision:
HAVE A PICNIC IN THE CREEPY ABANDONED CAR!
(i figure this is the other decision we shouldn't have made.)
we made the walk to captain sub, in the cold windy night.
we got our delicious food and walked back to the car.
it was still there, untouched.
we got in and sat eating and talking about how creepy and wierd this was.
why would this car just randomly be abandoned?
obviously it had played a role in someone's brutal murder. haha.
dave hubert called and as andrea was talking to him, she screamed.
i looked behind me to find a huge fat scary old man opening the car door. well no, more like he flung the door open in a rage. this was followed by
GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!
the next minute was pure terror.
both of us screamed.
andrea had a lot of difficulty opening her door.
meanwhile i was so surprised that i squeezed the cup of water and proceded to drench myself in ice cold liquid.
i fumbled with my purse and such while i jumped out of the car and past the scary old man.
he was screaming at me.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUST GET IN SOMEONE'S CAR LIKE THAT! AKSDFJA;DSJFAIOWNEIOFINWOF
IT WAS UNLOCKED AND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
andrea and i ran up the street, half screaming and crying, half laughing hysterically.
we got relatively far away and looked back to see the car and man already disappeared.
we nearly shat ourselves with fear.
after calming down and catching our breath, we made the long walk home.
especially long that night, because it was windy and i was wearing clothes that weren't warm, and i was soaking wet.
it made for the end of quite a good night.
yeah, you're jealous of our stupidity. it brings us good times.