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Name: joshua lawrence barclay wiltse
Nicknames: nope
School: fchs
Hair color: dark brown
Eyes: green
Height: 6'0
Siblings: samantha
Pets: soon to be "barclay" but I'm calling him floyd
How many cassette tapes do you own? none
How Many cd's do you own: stolen
How many mp3's do you own: 1665
What color are your shoes: black red laces
Describe your bedroom: better than yours
Are you a vegetarian: nope
How about an aspiring actor/actress: how about no
What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance: jesus
What movies do have almost all the lines memorized to? mallrats
Who named you? april
What is right next to you? a wall
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? 3598
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? we'll see
How many people are on your buddy list? 73
How's the weather right now? cold, the suns out, too much snow
Are you too shy to ask a girl/guy out? yes
If you could change your name what would it be? don't know
What will your first son's name be? mason, gabe...fuck
What will your first daughter's name be? not a clue...
Dysfunctional family? nope
Are you a virgin? yes
What posters do you have in your room? videogame, bmx ones
Are you happy? yes
Are you talking to someone right now? brit(slut)
What time do you wake up in the morning? 10 something
What do you have for breakfast? nothing
Who would you hate to be left in a room with? satan
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no
Who inspires you? certain people
What characteristics do you despise? sluts, ditzyness, "scene", when people act stupid but are actually smart, when people are too proud of the fact that they do drugs and feel the need to make it clearly stated every hour on the hour and when people use big words unnecessarily to make them sounds smarter. that's annoying to no end.
If you had a big win on the lottery, how long would you leave it before telling people? forever
What color is your bathroom? cedar wall paneling with blackish linoleum
How many keys are on your keyring? none
Where would you retire to? scotland
Can you juggle? yes
What are your pet peeves? already stated
What makes you happy? beauty
What makes you sad? stupidity
What song are you listening to? as friends rust
If you were an ancient Greek God what would you be god of? apollo
Favorites
Deodorant:power stripe or axe
Shampoo: pert + 2in1
Soap: soap hurts
Colors: my favorite color schemes are black/silver/green and black/white/red
Radio Station: radio sucks
Kind of music: indie
Cartoon Character: jim kuback
Sex or shopping: hate shopping
Color of post-it note: black w/ silver sharpie to write
Color of Lightsaber: black would look cool
Song: the boy, deadship darkship, temporary felts, this ship will burn, unsung zero, christmas steps, stanley kubrick, white trash heroes, no signs of pain, come into, pantsuit...ugghhh, monkey!!knife!!!fight!!!,
Food: parmesan noodles
Drink: tea, hot or iced, pepsi
Candy: cheryy blasters, sweedish fish/berries
Lust or love: love
Scary or funny movies: movies
Talking to people on the phone or in person: person, hate the fone
Favorite language you can't speak: Gaelic
Gold or silver: silver
TV show: too many to name, see last survey of interested
Beach or city: city.
Summer or winter: summer
Ice Cream: feh
Buttered, plain or salted popcorn: i hate popcorn.
Car: eldorado, stingray, bronco
Sanwich filling: meat
Flower: flowers are ugly. if there's a black flower then I like it
Fizzy or still water as a drink: fizzy water? what the hell?
Day of the week: friday, saturday
Do you Believe....
In God? no
in Heaven/Hell? no
In life on other planets? think about it, infinite planets and star systems and earth is the only one with life? fuck that
In miracles? no
In fate? no
It's possible to remain faithful forever? used to, not anymore
In astrology? no, the stars don't decide my future
In magic? that'd be cool
Friends and Crushes
Do you have a bf/gf? no
Love anyone? not anymore
Who's your loudest friend? kaylor
Who is your smartest? kaylor
Who do you go to for advice? myself
Who do you cry with? no
Do you have a secret crush? no
Do they know yet?
Do you remember your first love? yes
Still love him/her? no. fucking hate her
Do you have gay or lesbian friends? don't know
Do you have a best friend? no
Name a cool quality in 5 of your friends: smarter than everyone else
Last person you kissed: "her"
Most important trait for a bf/gf? that she not be like "her"
Do you want to kiss someone right now? sure
Who would you choose? no one that I know
Would they want to kiss you too? don't know
Do you....
Smoke? no
Do drugs? fuck no
Have sex? don't want to
Sleep with stuffed animals? no
Live in the moment? i don't plan things
Have a dream that keeps coming back? no
Play an instrument? a few
Read the newspaper? ours isn't worth reading
Go to church? go to youth group
Do well in school? no
Go to or plan to go to college? yes
Wear hats? toques
Have any piercings? 0
Have any tattoos? no
Hate yourself? no
Have an obsession? no
Care about looks? to a degree
Eat Oreos? no
Consider yourself tolerant of others? nope
Consider love a mistake? no
Carry a donor card? ?no
Last Things You Did
Last book you read: cant remember
Last movie you saw: etnies forward
Last thing you had to drink: pepsi
Have You Ever..
Been mean? all the time
Been sarcastic? all the time
Missed someone? yes
Fought with your parents? uh huh
Watched a sunrise/sunset? yes
Went to the beach at night? yes
Lied to get off the phone? no
Written a survey? no
Written a song? music to one
Written a poem? not seriously*
Been in an airplane? no
If so where were you flying to? the moon
Been so drunk you blacked out? no
Set a body part on fire for amusement? yes
Kept a secret from a friend? yes
Had a imaginary friend? no
Cried during a movie? i think i cried during the brave little toaster when i was 4
Had a hickie? yes
Today Have You...
Smiled? no
Laughed? yes
Cried? from cooughing too hard
Bought something?: no.
Danced? no
Been sarcastic? yeah.
Talked to an ex? no.
Watched your favorite movie? no.
Name: joshua lawrence barclay wiltse
Nicknames: nope
School: fchs
Hair color: dark brown
Eyes: green
Height: 6'0
Siblings: samantha
Pets: soon to be "barclay" but I'm calling him floyd
How many cassette tapes do you own? none
How Many cd's do you own: stolen
How many mp3's do you own: 1665
What color are your shoes: black red laces
Describe your bedroom: better than yours
Are you a vegetarian: nope
How about an aspiring actor/actress: how about no
What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance: jesus
What movies do have almost all the lines memorized to? mallrats
Who named you? april
What is right next to you? a wall
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? 3598
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? we'll see
How many people are on your buddy list? 73
How's the weather right now? cold, the suns out, too much snow
Are you too shy to ask a girl/guy out? yes
If you could change your name what would it be? don't know
What will your first son's name be? mason, gabe...fuck
What will your first daughter's name be? not a clue...
Dysfunctional family? nope
Are you a virgin? yes
What posters do you have in your room? videogame, bmx ones
Are you happy? yes
Are you talking to someone right now? brit(slut)
What time do you wake up in the morning? 10 something
What do you have for breakfast? nothing
Who would you hate to be left in a room with? satan
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no
Who inspires you? certain people
What characteristics do you despise? sluts, ditzyness, "scene", when people act stupid but are actually smart, when people are too proud of the fact that they do drugs and feel the need to make it clearly stated every hour on the hour and when people use big words unnecessarily to make them sounds smarter. that's annoying to no end.
If you had a big win on the lottery, how long would you leave it before telling people? forever
What color is your bathroom? cedar wall paneling with blackish linoleum
How many keys are on your keyring? none
Where would you retire to? scotland
Can you juggle? yes
What are your pet peeves? already stated
What makes you happy? beauty
What makes you sad? stupidity
What song are you listening to? as friends rust
If you were an ancient Greek God what would you be god of? apollo
Favorites
Deodorant:power stripe or axe
Shampoo: pert + 2in1
Soap: soap hurts
Colors: my favorite color schemes are black/silver/green and black/white/red
Radio Station: radio sucks
Kind of music: indie
Cartoon Character: jim kuback
Sex or shopping: hate shopping
Color of post-it note: black w/ silver sharpie to write
Color of Lightsaber: black would look cool
Song: the boy, deadship darkship, temporary felts, this ship will burn, unsung zero, christmas steps, stanley kubrick, white trash heroes, no signs of pain, come into, pantsuit...ugghhh, monkey!!knife!!!fight!!!,
Food: parmesan noodles
Drink: tea, hot or iced, pepsi
Candy: cheryy blasters, sweedish fish/berries
Lust or love: love
Scary or funny movies: movies
Talking to people on the phone or in person: person, hate the fone
Favorite language you can't speak: Gaelic
Gold or silver: silver
TV show: too many to name, see last survey of interested
Beach or city: city.
Summer or winter: summer
Ice Cream: feh
Buttered, plain or salted popcorn: i hate popcorn.
Car: eldorado, stingray, bronco
Sanwich filling: meat
Flower: flowers are ugly. if there's a black flower then I like it
Fizzy or still water as a drink: fizzy water? what the hell?
Day of the week: friday, saturday
Do you Believe....
In God? no
in Heaven/Hell? no
In life on other planets? think about it, infinite planets and star systems and earth is the only one with life? fuck that
In miracles? no
In fate? no
It's possible to remain faithful forever? used to, not anymore
In astrology? no, the stars don't decide my future
In magic? that'd be cool
Friends and Crushes
Do you have a bf/gf? no
Love anyone? not anymore
Who's your loudest friend? kaylor
Who is your smartest? kaylor
Who do you go to for advice? myself
Who do you cry with? no
Do you have a secret crush? no
Do they know yet?
Do you remember your first love? yes
Still love him/her? no. fucking hate her
Do you have gay or lesbian friends? don't know
Do you have a best friend? no
Name a cool quality in 5 of your friends: smarter than everyone else
Last person you kissed: "her"
Most important trait for a bf/gf? that she not be like "her"
Do you want to kiss someone right now? sure
Who would you choose? no one that I know
Would they want to kiss you too? don't know
Do you....
Smoke? no
Do drugs? fuck no
Have sex? don't want to
Sleep with stuffed animals? no
Live in the moment? i don't plan things
Have a dream that keeps coming back? no
Play an instrument? a few
Read the newspaper? ours isn't worth reading
Go to church? go to youth group
Do well in school? no
Go to or plan to go to college? yes
Wear hats? toques
Have any piercings? 0
Have any tattoos? no
Hate yourself? no
Have an obsession? no
Care about looks? to a degree
Eat Oreos? no
Consider yourself tolerant of others? nope
Consider love a mistake? no
Carry a donor card? ?no
Last Things You Did
Last book you read: cant remember
Last movie you saw: etnies forward
Last thing you had to drink: pepsi
Have You Ever..
Been mean? all the time
Been sarcastic? all the time
Missed someone? yes
Fought with your parents? uh huh
Watched a sunrise/sunset? yes
Went to the beach at night? yes
Lied to get off the phone? no
Written a survey? no
Written a song? music to one
Written a poem? not seriously*
Been in an airplane? no
If so where were you flying to? the moon
Been so drunk you blacked out? no
Set a body part on fire for amusement? yes
Kept a secret from a friend? yes
Had a imaginary friend? no
Cried during a movie? i think i cried during the brave little toaster when i was 4
Had a hickie? yes
Today Have You...
Smiled? no
Laughed? yes
Cried? from cooughing too hard
Bought something?: no.
Danced? no
Been sarcastic? yeah.
Talked to an ex? no.
Watched your favorite movie? no.