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I just had the most hilarious case of wrong number dialled ever.
So I'm sat at the computer working on a few things when my cellphone starts to ring as it lies on my bed. I go to pick it up and it's a number I'm not familiar with.
"Uh...hello?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM"
"Excuse me?"
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!"
"Who is this?"
"OH SO NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM HUH?"
"No seriously, who is this? Alex?"
"ALEX?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHY DID YOU TELL MOHAMMED I WAS CHEATING ON HIM."
"Look lady, I don't know who you are"
"YES YOU DO! WHY DID YOU TELL MOHAMMED I WAS CHEATING ON HIM!"
"Listen...I don't know who you think you're talking to but it's certainly not the right number and I don't know you or this Mohammed guy."
"...."
"Well....?"
"Isn't your number 651...?"
"No it isn't."
"Uh...Khalid?"
I burst out laughing.
"No dear...this isn't Khalid"
"oh...god....sorry! Bye!"
That certainly made my day a whole lot better! :-D
So I'm sat at the computer working on a few things when my cellphone starts to ring as it lies on my bed. I go to pick it up and it's a number I'm not familiar with.
"Uh...hello?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM"
"Excuse me?"
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!"
"Who is this?"
"OH SO NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM HUH?"
"No seriously, who is this? Alex?"
"ALEX?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHY DID YOU TELL MOHAMMED I WAS CHEATING ON HIM."
"Look lady, I don't know who you are"
"YES YOU DO! WHY DID YOU TELL MOHAMMED I WAS CHEATING ON HIM!"
"Listen...I don't know who you think you're talking to but it's certainly not the right number and I don't know you or this Mohammed guy."
"...."
"Well....?"
"Isn't your number 651...?"
"No it isn't."
"Uh...Khalid?"
I burst out laughing.
"No dear...this isn't Khalid"
"oh...god....sorry! Bye!"
That certainly made my day a whole lot better! :-D