i hate dave mathews so much.

[thejonathan]

gas the obese: i'd like to stab dave mathews in the head.
gas the obese: multiple times.
gas the obese: and i saw this guy get stabbed in the head once.
gas the obese: it looks kind of hard.
gas the obese: because if you do it with enough force, the knife gets stuck in the head.
gas the obese: and you have to tug it out.
gas the obese: but i think it would be worth the effort.
Winterstheworst: haha
Winterstheworst: i like dave matthews
Winterstheworst: he's my dad
gas the obese: i wish he was your dad.
gas the obese: because your dad is dead.
Winterstheworst: this is true
gas the obese: i know.
Winterstheworst: it'd be so great if my dad started haunting you
gas the obese: so long as he doesn't sing dave mathews songs to me.
Winterstheworst: satillite
Winterstheworst: that's his favorite
gas the obese: is that a dave mathews song? i don't know the name of the songs. i just know they're horrible.
Winterstheworst: yeah
Winterstheworst: good times
gas the obese: didn't your father die from cancer though?
Winterstheworst: no, heart attack put him in the hospital, then my mom and i took him off life support
gas the obese: oh. well see, i'd prefer dave mathews die from a head stabbing. with me doing the stabbing. but i suppose i could settle for that.
Winterstheworst: yeah, if i had to sit there while my father bleed to death instead of just stopped breathing i'd probably be more fucked up than i am
gas the obese: man, this conversation is good. i'm thinking it should go in my livejournal.
Winterstheworst: i'd consent i guess
Winterstheworst: it's my tribute to my father
Winterstheworst: since his music sucks
gas the obese: well for dear old dad then!
gas the obese: r.i.p.