she called again for raymond
she hasn't called much since i devised my plan to get raymonds number and call him and tell him she's a dumb slut. she called a few times when i was sleeping so i wasn't coherent enough to think to do anything. i was just like "no. he isn't here." click. but she called again tonight and it went like this.
her- "Is Raymond there?"
me- "Naw, Raymond isn't here. he went out with whats her name.. What's her name? Heather right? that's it isn't it? Heather?" (acting as though if she knows him she would probably know this)
her- "Uhhhhhhhhh. I guess. I don't know." (obviously uncomfortable with the idea but trying not to be too obvious so i might let more information spill)
me- "Yeah. I think it was definitely Heather. Anyway, he said he might be back in later. If he comes home I'll let him know you called. Who is this?"
her- "This is Ivey."
me- "Yeah, I'll let him know you called Ivey."
her- "Ok thanks."
me - "No problem, girl. peace."
i really wish i could hear them having it out over this one. i wonder if he thinks she's making crazy shit up to try to get him to confess some shit. or maybe he thinks some crazy mother fucker is sneaking into his house to sabotage him. that'd be good. anyway, next time she calls i'm going to keep up with this. i bet she's going to be like "look, he said there is no Heather." and i'm going to act like "oh yeah, i totally got that wrong. i think he was out with his cousin or something. he's got a cousin named heather." except make it sound like i'm obviously trying to cover up for him. then i'll just come out with "oh i can't bullshit you, girl. i've heard all about you and girl, you don't deserve this shit. raymond doesn't appreciate you blah blah blah."
it'll be fun.
her- "Is Raymond there?"
me- "Naw, Raymond isn't here. he went out with whats her name.. What's her name? Heather right? that's it isn't it? Heather?" (acting as though if she knows him she would probably know this)
her- "Uhhhhhhhhh. I guess. I don't know." (obviously uncomfortable with the idea but trying not to be too obvious so i might let more information spill)
me- "Yeah. I think it was definitely Heather. Anyway, he said he might be back in later. If he comes home I'll let him know you called. Who is this?"
her- "This is Ivey."
me- "Yeah, I'll let him know you called Ivey."
her- "Ok thanks."
me - "No problem, girl. peace."
i really wish i could hear them having it out over this one. i wonder if he thinks she's making crazy shit up to try to get him to confess some shit. or maybe he thinks some crazy mother fucker is sneaking into his house to sabotage him. that'd be good. anyway, next time she calls i'm going to keep up with this. i bet she's going to be like "look, he said there is no Heather." and i'm going to act like "oh yeah, i totally got that wrong. i think he was out with his cousin or something. he's got a cousin named heather." except make it sound like i'm obviously trying to cover up for him. then i'll just come out with "oh i can't bullshit you, girl. i've heard all about you and girl, you don't deserve this shit. raymond doesn't appreciate you blah blah blah."
it'll be fun.