clarification :le_femmeJanuary 7 2003, 00:52:07 UTC
i would just like to take this opportunity to point out that the following, which definitely deserves to be re-read so i will post it once again, was a poem written for MY birthday.
Your Birthday Present
On your birthday, I told you 'Fuck you and all nineteen candles.' You said 'There are twenty. One is for good luck.' 'Fuck that candle too!' I said. And now I must be honest and admit, Such hostility can only be a reaction to beauty, And you're beautiful, slut.
I guess we can do it, But that doesn't mean I like you, It just means we can do it, And if it all goes wrong, You can be my baby momma, But don't go thinking I'll give you money, Or be there for our child, Because I won't. I'm just saying that for your birthday, You can have my penis, Well, for a few hours anyway.
to point out that the following, which definitely
deserves to be re-read so i will post it once again,
was a poem written for MY birthday.
Your Birthday Present
On your birthday,
I told you 'Fuck you and all nineteen candles.'
You said 'There are twenty. One is for good luck.'
'Fuck that candle too!' I said.
And now I must be honest and admit,
Such hostility can only be a reaction to beauty,
And you're beautiful, slut.
I guess we can do it,
But that doesn't mean I like you,
It just means we can do it,
And if it all goes wrong,
You can be my baby momma,
But don't go thinking I'll give you money,
Or be there for our child,
Because I won't.
I'm just saying that for your birthday,
You can have my penis,
Well, for a few hours anyway.
k? thanks.
xo LIS
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