fuckin' australia, mate.
reef gerl: hey sunshine
gas the obese: if you don't plan to show me naked pictures very soon, i just don't want to hear it.
reef gerl: riiiiight.
reef gerl: i'm LEx
gas the obese: so.
reef gerl: i'm just introducing myself
reef gerl: whats with the atttitude
gas the obese: what attitude?
reef gerl: your attitude
reef gerl: but i can handle it
gas the obese: so, where are the pictures?
reef gerl: i dont take naked pix of myself u chump
gas the obese: don't call me a chump, bitch.
reef gerl: chump isnt really an offensive payout here
gas the obese: well here, mother fuckers get shot for that!
gas the obese: i shot a mother fucker jes' tha otha day, sheeit.
reef gerl: you shot someone?
gas the obese: jes' the otha day, sheeit.
reef gerl: are you insane?
do u realise 3 out of those 5 words dont exist?
gas the obese: they do too.
gas the obese: sheeit.
reef gerl: riiiiight.
gas the obese: where the hell you from where they ain't got ghetto slang?
reef gerl: australia
gas the obese: that explains it.
gas the obese: sheeeit.
gas the obese: nevermind i don't ordinarily speak ghetto slang.
gas the obese: but you know, every once in a while, it's good to do.
reef gerl: ha whatever, there are some losers in australia that spk like that
gas the obese: ENTERTAIN ME LEX
reef gerl: they think they r pretty tough
gas the obese: that's really funny.
gas the obese: people in australia speaking american ghetto slang.
gas the obese: that's really funny.
reef gerl: they think they are black
gas the obese: that's funnier than people in omaha nebraska speaking it.
reef gerl: some of them are
reef gerl: but most of them are not
gas the obese: i'm black.
reef gerl: no your not
gas the obese: oh, right.
reef gerl: im right.
gas the obese: hey, show me pictures of you in which you are NOT naked.
gas the obese: then i can decide if i'd want to see you naked anyway.
reef gerl wants to directly connect.
reef gerl is now directly connected.
reef gerl:
gas the obese: you sure look australian.
reef gerl: whats that sposed 2 mean
gas the obese: isn't nicole kidman australian?
reef gerl: yea
gas the obese: because while you don't necessarily look like her, for some reason that picture reminds me of her.
gas the obese: the pose, the hair, something.
gas the obese: australian.
reef gerl: hah, ok
reef gerl: and most people say i look so european. but ill take that as a compliment.
gas the obese: don't, because it wasn't. moulin rouge sucked.
gas the obese: also, you look like you've wrestled a few koala's in your day.
reef gerl: ahh no
reef gerl: just a few cuddles
gas the obese: hahahahaha.
gas the obese: koala wrestling.
reef gerl: they are so precious
gas the obese: i know a fellow named ben murphy.
reef gerl: what the fuck is koala wrestling!
gas the obese: and we call him "the sexual koala".
gas the obese: THE SEXUAL KOALA!
reef gerl: what the?
reef gerl: is he australian?
gas the obese: no.
gas the obese: he just looks like a koala, but he's sexual.
reef gerl: i see....
gas the obese: hence, he is the sexual koala.
reef gerl: so r u sending me a photo of you
gas the obese: no.
reef gerl: why not
gas the obese: i'm just telling you about the sexual koala.
gas the obese: his name is ben murphy.
reef gerl: yeh. its a queer story.
gas the obese: if i had a photo of the sexual koala, i would show you that.
reef gerl: now u send me a photo
gas the obese: no, i do not.
reef gerl: dont be such a cunt. play fair
gas the obese: what? you call me a cunt!
gas the obese: i know the sexual koala!
reef gerl: i believe so
gas the obese: how dare you?!?!
gas the obese: you look like you've wrestled a few sexual koala's too.
reef gerl: i dont care what i look like
reef gerl: send me a photo
gas the obese: no.
gas the obese: mate.
reef gerl: why not
gas the obese: because i don't want to.
gas the obese: i could.
gas the obese: i have lots of photographs.
gas the obese: and as a matter of fact, i just showed a new zealander like 10 photographs of myself.
gas the obese: but you get none.
reef gerl: a new zealander
reef gerl: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gas the obese: a new zoolander?
reef gerl: c'mon. surely your not THAT unnatractive
gas the obese: i'm too sexy for you to look upon.
reef gerl: i doubt that
gas the obese: bitch, you're not funny australian!
gas the obese: you're no koala wrestler!
gas the obese: i bet you've never even seen a dingo.
reef gerl: what?
gas the obese: that's what i thought.
reef gerl: of course ive seen a fucking dingo
gas the obese: braggert.
reef gerl: i used to play with the dingo pups
reef gerl: whats your boyfriends name?
gas the obese: oh, i'm gay because i don't want to fuck you?
gas the obese: and it's ben, murphy.
gas the obese: the sexual koala.
reef gerl: ok, so your not gay.... but i fforget the word for people who fuck animals
gas the obese: you're!
gas the obese: get that shit straight.
gas the obese: you are = you're.
gas the obese: your denotes ownership.
gas the obese: you've been driving me crazy with that this whole conversation.
reef gerl: yeh no shit thats common english abbreviations you idiot
gas the obese: that's not an abbreviation you dumb bitch.
reef gerl direct connection is closed.
she's just jealous because she doesn't have a sexual koala to call her own.
gas the obese: if you don't plan to show me naked pictures very soon, i just don't want to hear it.
reef gerl: riiiiight.
reef gerl: i'm LEx
gas the obese: so.
reef gerl: i'm just introducing myself
reef gerl: whats with the atttitude
gas the obese: what attitude?
reef gerl: your attitude
reef gerl: but i can handle it
gas the obese: so, where are the pictures?
reef gerl: i dont take naked pix of myself u chump
gas the obese: don't call me a chump, bitch.
reef gerl: chump isnt really an offensive payout here
gas the obese: well here, mother fuckers get shot for that!
gas the obese: i shot a mother fucker jes' tha otha day, sheeit.
reef gerl: you shot someone?
gas the obese: jes' the otha day, sheeit.
reef gerl: are you insane?
do u realise 3 out of those 5 words dont exist?
gas the obese: they do too.
gas the obese: sheeit.
reef gerl: riiiiight.
gas the obese: where the hell you from where they ain't got ghetto slang?
reef gerl: australia
gas the obese: that explains it.
gas the obese: sheeeit.
gas the obese: nevermind i don't ordinarily speak ghetto slang.
gas the obese: but you know, every once in a while, it's good to do.
reef gerl: ha whatever, there are some losers in australia that spk like that
gas the obese: ENTERTAIN ME LEX
reef gerl: they think they r pretty tough
gas the obese: that's really funny.
gas the obese: people in australia speaking american ghetto slang.
gas the obese: that's really funny.
reef gerl: they think they are black
gas the obese: that's funnier than people in omaha nebraska speaking it.
reef gerl: some of them are
reef gerl: but most of them are not
gas the obese: i'm black.
reef gerl: no your not
gas the obese: oh, right.
reef gerl: im right.
gas the obese: hey, show me pictures of you in which you are NOT naked.
gas the obese: then i can decide if i'd want to see you naked anyway.
reef gerl wants to directly connect.
reef gerl is now directly connected.
reef gerl:
gas the obese: you sure look australian.
reef gerl: whats that sposed 2 mean
gas the obese: isn't nicole kidman australian?
reef gerl: yea
gas the obese: because while you don't necessarily look like her, for some reason that picture reminds me of her.
gas the obese: the pose, the hair, something.
gas the obese: australian.
reef gerl: hah, ok
reef gerl: and most people say i look so european. but ill take that as a compliment.
gas the obese: don't, because it wasn't. moulin rouge sucked.
gas the obese: also, you look like you've wrestled a few koala's in your day.
reef gerl: ahh no
reef gerl: just a few cuddles
gas the obese: hahahahaha.
gas the obese: koala wrestling.
reef gerl: they are so precious
gas the obese: i know a fellow named ben murphy.
reef gerl: what the fuck is koala wrestling!
gas the obese: and we call him "the sexual koala".
gas the obese: THE SEXUAL KOALA!
reef gerl: what the?
reef gerl: is he australian?
gas the obese: no.
gas the obese: he just looks like a koala, but he's sexual.
reef gerl: i see....
gas the obese: hence, he is the sexual koala.
reef gerl: so r u sending me a photo of you
gas the obese: no.
reef gerl: why not
gas the obese: i'm just telling you about the sexual koala.
gas the obese: his name is ben murphy.
reef gerl: yeh. its a queer story.
gas the obese: if i had a photo of the sexual koala, i would show you that.
reef gerl: now u send me a photo
gas the obese: no, i do not.
reef gerl: dont be such a cunt. play fair
gas the obese: what? you call me a cunt!
gas the obese: i know the sexual koala!
reef gerl: i believe so
gas the obese: how dare you?!?!
gas the obese: you look like you've wrestled a few sexual koala's too.
reef gerl: i dont care what i look like
reef gerl: send me a photo
gas the obese: no.
gas the obese: mate.
reef gerl: why not
gas the obese: because i don't want to.
gas the obese: i could.
gas the obese: i have lots of photographs.
gas the obese: and as a matter of fact, i just showed a new zealander like 10 photographs of myself.
gas the obese: but you get none.
reef gerl: a new zealander
reef gerl: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gas the obese: a new zoolander?
reef gerl: c'mon. surely your not THAT unnatractive
gas the obese: i'm too sexy for you to look upon.
reef gerl: i doubt that
gas the obese: bitch, you're not funny australian!
gas the obese: you're no koala wrestler!
gas the obese: i bet you've never even seen a dingo.
reef gerl: what?
gas the obese: that's what i thought.
reef gerl: of course ive seen a fucking dingo
gas the obese: braggert.
reef gerl: i used to play with the dingo pups
reef gerl: whats your boyfriends name?
gas the obese: oh, i'm gay because i don't want to fuck you?
gas the obese: and it's ben, murphy.
gas the obese: the sexual koala.
reef gerl: ok, so your not gay.... but i fforget the word for people who fuck animals
gas the obese: you're!
gas the obese: get that shit straight.
gas the obese: you are = you're.
gas the obese: your denotes ownership.
gas the obese: you've been driving me crazy with that this whole conversation.
reef gerl: yeh no shit thats common english abbreviations you idiot
gas the obese: that's not an abbreviation you dumb bitch.
reef gerl direct connection is closed.
she's just jealous because she doesn't have a sexual koala to call her own.