The best birthday I have ever had in my entire life.
What a change from my last entry! Life gave me a swift kick to the cunt, told me to get up and stop being a sad panda, then handed me a nice plate of delicious goods. Delicious METAPHORICAL goods.
Last weekend was my birthday. I turned 20. Thankyou everyone who sent me birthday cheer or just joined me for a chat/dance/hug in the city. YOU are what made my weekend great. I was surrounded by people I love, new friends and old friends.
Highlights? I'm glad you asked!
- People who made a massive effort to turn up, i.e. Adam who had a cold (also Adam, if you're reading this, thankyou for yours and Ali's awesome present.)
- Vodka. Vodka vodka vodka. I didn't have to pay for any of it (except one maybe? I forget). All of my booze and drugs were free. Voted best? I think yes.
- Smiddy to the girl in the gutter in pink who was crying - "HEYYYYOUWANNAPARTYWITHUS???"
- Some guy's jacket. It had like, grip on the elbows. WHO NEEDS GRIP ON THEIR JACKET ELBOWS? Someone who does a lot of extreme things, no doubt.
- Dancing with some of my favourite people in the entire world.
- Brittany dressing up as me. Best. Costume. Ever.
- The bus driver who said "That's cool guys, no drinking on the bus, but hey, I won't tell anyone if you don't spill anything!!"
- A deep and meaningful with Smiddy that neither of us remembered much of the next morning.
- Knowing that my weekend was just so fucking brilliant that I ended up in hospital the next night. Seriously, there was no other way to end it. Apparently I had a stomach infection (the doctors told me to stop drinking on an empty stomach.... NEVARRRRRR!) and they hooked me up to a drip for three hours. I got some great painkillers. Poor Dubs took me there and stayed awake til 4:30am even though he had uni the next day.
Here are some photos. Yes, birthdays warrant picwhoring.
Brittany as me!
"WHO WANTS CAKE??" No one did until the next day.
Dubs wins.
Red. Lots of red.
Dubs, me, the very handsome Jickle (ladies, he's single!!!) and the gorgeous Laura.
Matilda is absolutely beautiful.
So is Laura.
James looks like such a killing machine here that I can hardly bear it!
Jickle, Laura, Podgy, Me, James, Dubs, Louis. Best.
Todd has excellent eyebrows.
Duncan, one of my favourite new friends. LOOKIT THE ANGER.
But, like, now it's cool. He's happy.
The luscious lips and awesome new hairstyle of Elle.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucked.
Rhea and Shlee. Gorgeous people.
Hehehe, likewise Sally and Zeke.
Earlier in the night. If you read Smiddy's t-shirt it insults you.
Shlee and me. HAR HAR I MADE A RHYME.
Vesely. He sure can drink!
The Smid and I again. We sure can pose!
Also THANKYOU Jezz for season 4 of the L Word! I'm enjoying it very much, except Jenny. Please, shut up Jenny. Now.
Everyone come out again this weekend!! I want a repeat performance.