Like the lazy plagiarist I am...
This was thieved from dolphincheddar. cos it looked like fun...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Fish, most often
2) Joe, if I'm trying not to weird at you.
3) Pescados (or however you spell 'Fish' in Spanish.) Tom physically cannot call people by their real names, I think it gives him an allergic reaction...
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) JoeFish
2) Tel_Janin. yeah, I was quite the Wheel of Time fan at one point.
3) er... TheJoeFish if JoeFish is taken
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My sense of humour is second only to a sense of humour that is greater than it!
2) I'm willing to help just about anyone with just about anything, regardless of personal expense.
3) I'm even tempered and moderate in all things, excepting when it's funny not to be.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My fecking awful self esteem.
2) My utter lack of self discipline.
3) My constant self crippling fear of failure.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1) English.
2) Scottish.
3) French.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Spiders.
2) Death.
3) Spiders!
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) TEA.
2) Music.
3) Internet access.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) A Guinness rugby shirt.
2) Some knackered old jeans.
3) Granddad slippers.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1) Muse.
2) Disturbed.
3) The Divine Comedy.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1) The Old Back Rum - Great Big Sea
2) Place your Hands - Reef
3) Snow (Hey oh) - The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1) Peanut butter, I've been struggling with it for years but I can't make myself eat it.
2) Learning French, again.
3) Learning to cook properly
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1) For them to understand and accept that I am completely off my rocker.
2) Similar tastes in social activities.
3) For them not to be neurotically paranoid about every little nuance of my demeanour and behaviour.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1) There is a part of me that is somewhat racist.
2) I'm worried that I'm making a big mistake.
3) I intentionally spell things wrong online to fit in.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) Her neck, call me a nutcase but I love girls that wear chokers and their hair up.
2) Her tits. I am not ashamed.
3) Her height, I like 'shorter than me' women. (which is a pain seeing as I'm not exactly the tallest tree in the woods)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1) Accept a compliment gracefully.
2) Pay attention to anything if the TV is on. I hate that.
3) Give a Damn.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1) Reading; books, comics, online, newspapers, the back of the cereal box. Anything.
2) Gaming; boardgames or computer games
3) Eating; I have an insatiable appetite for good food.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) Eat, like a chicken or something.
2) Eat, like a Lamb chop or something.
3) Try an interesting new food.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1) Career solider.
2) Farrier.
3) Jockey/stable lad/something of that ilk.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) Italy.
2) Reykjavik and the rest of Iceland, I want to know what a week of eternal night is like and eat puffin.
3) I'd like to do a run by tour of America, just to see if anything I've ever been told is true.
THREE KIDS' NAMES: Good strong sturdy, name of your father, traditional British names for my brood (although I doubt anyone would let me be really traditional and call my kids Torrold, Aelfric or Montgomery so:
1) William.
2) Edward.
3) Victoria.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Something properly life threatening.
2) Compete in the Olympics.
3) Get fully kitted out in a suit of plate armour and beat the snot out of somebody with a sword. (Recreationing)
How's that for a waste of an hour?
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Fish, most often
2) Joe, if I'm trying not to weird at you.
3) Pescados (or however you spell 'Fish' in Spanish.) Tom physically cannot call people by their real names, I think it gives him an allergic reaction...
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) JoeFish
2) Tel_Janin. yeah, I was quite the Wheel of Time fan at one point.
3) er... TheJoeFish if JoeFish is taken
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My sense of humour is second only to a sense of humour that is greater than it!
2) I'm willing to help just about anyone with just about anything, regardless of personal expense.
3) I'm even tempered and moderate in all things, excepting when it's funny not to be.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My fecking awful self esteem.
2) My utter lack of self discipline.
3) My constant self crippling fear of failure.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1) English.
2) Scottish.
3) French.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Spiders.
2) Death.
3) Spiders!
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) TEA.
2) Music.
3) Internet access.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) A Guinness rugby shirt.
2) Some knackered old jeans.
3) Granddad slippers.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1) Muse.
2) Disturbed.
3) The Divine Comedy.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1) The Old Back Rum - Great Big Sea
2) Place your Hands - Reef
3) Snow (Hey oh) - The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1) Peanut butter, I've been struggling with it for years but I can't make myself eat it.
2) Learning French, again.
3) Learning to cook properly
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1) For them to understand and accept that I am completely off my rocker.
2) Similar tastes in social activities.
3) For them not to be neurotically paranoid about every little nuance of my demeanour and behaviour.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1) There is a part of me that is somewhat racist.
2) I'm worried that I'm making a big mistake.
3) I intentionally spell things wrong online to fit in.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) Her neck, call me a nutcase but I love girls that wear chokers and their hair up.
2) Her tits. I am not ashamed.
3) Her height, I like 'shorter than me' women. (which is a pain seeing as I'm not exactly the tallest tree in the woods)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1) Accept a compliment gracefully.
2) Pay attention to anything if the TV is on. I hate that.
3) Give a Damn.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1) Reading; books, comics, online, newspapers, the back of the cereal box. Anything.
2) Gaming; boardgames or computer games
3) Eating; I have an insatiable appetite for good food.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) Eat, like a chicken or something.
2) Eat, like a Lamb chop or something.
3) Try an interesting new food.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1) Career solider.
2) Farrier.
3) Jockey/stable lad/something of that ilk.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) Italy.
2) Reykjavik and the rest of Iceland, I want to know what a week of eternal night is like and eat puffin.
3) I'd like to do a run by tour of America, just to see if anything I've ever been told is true.
THREE KIDS' NAMES: Good strong sturdy, name of your father, traditional British names for my brood (although I doubt anyone would let me be really traditional and call my kids Torrold, Aelfric or Montgomery so:
1) William.
2) Edward.
3) Victoria.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Something properly life threatening.
2) Compete in the Olympics.
3) Get fully kitted out in a suit of plate armour and beat the snot out of somebody with a sword. (Recreationing)
How's that for a waste of an hour?