Oct 23, 2005 16:08
40 things you might not know.
Erase my answers & put in your own. i got this stupid shit from myspace
1. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
~i never wear panties....
2. What are you listening to right now?
~ myself singing "my hump"
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
~ stupid fucking question. how about my whole number so you can call me so i wont have time to post on lj anymore? 727-631-1921
4. What was the last thing you ate?
~a piece off of the halloween gingerbread house.... but dont tell jaime!
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
~orange bc thats the color of the crayon on that episode of reading rainbow where my nig lamar goes to the factory and.... nm.... lol
6. How is the weather right now?
~kinda cloudy... waiting for the 'cane bitches
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
~my mom
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
~height and body type
9. Favorite type of Food?
~apparently anything that makes you fat
10. Do you drink?
~does the pope attend church?
11. Do you smoke?
~no
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
~isnt that the beautiful point of alcohol?
13. Hair color?
~brown, but sexy brown, not ugly mousy brown
14. Eye color?
~brown but again, sexy brown
15. Do you wear contacts?
~20/20 bitches
16. are you gay? bi? straight?
~depends on the amount of alcohol ive consumed. lol jk
17. Favorite Month?
~may/june, december
18. Have you ever cried for no reason?
~another stupid question. no, i logically think all things through before i decide to cry. *thats sarcasm for the downs syndrome children among us*
19. Last Movie you Watched?
~waiting. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME, BITCH. also the reason for the downs syndrome comment above.
20. Favorite Day of the week?
~any day i have off.
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
~lol, no, ive become very straight-up about such things.
22. Hugs or Kisses?
~i actually prefer the rough animalistic fucking, thanks.
23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
~both
24. Do you want your friends to respond?
~i honestly dont care. im never on lj anymore anyways.
25. Who is most likely to respond?
~id say jaime if she hadnt already done it... hahaha. laura i guess
26. Who is least likely to respond?
~cool people
27. What books are you reading?
~the shopaholic series
28. Piercings?
~2 in each ear, and the belly button soon
29. Fav. Movie?
~cold mountian, and anything funny
30. Fav. baseball Team?
~i only like to play baseball, not watch
31. Any pets?
~those whores who are always in my room- my siblings' cats
32. who do you wish death upon?
~there was no question 32, so i made one up! fucking monica, that pixie slutbag
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
~that shit gets stuck in your teeth and you look VERY unattractive picking it out. fuck popcorn up the ass with no lube.
34. dogs or cats?
~dogs. all cats should die
35. fav. flower?
~daisies. they never die!
36. Have you ever fired a gun?
~i wish!! ive got a few targets id like to practice on...
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
~hmmm... i actually like both, but car rides are only bearable if youve got friends with you
38. Right handed or left handed?
~well i write with my right hand but jerk off with my left, so you decide.
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
~i only use one. the other one is to make my bed look pretty, and so i dont waste a pillowcase. that shit aint cheap!
40. Are you missing someone?
~pretty much everyone i care about, bc theyre all in st pete....
SO COME THE FUCK TO ORLANDO TO VISIT ME!!!! and then i wont have the time to do these stupid things