Brad's answer
OK so here is the deal (crazy street preacher voice) THE END IS NIGH!!!!
No seriously the canadian army was sick and tired if everyone is the world making fun of their lack of prowess so 14 years ago they started a genetics research center under Toronto. After years of experimenting they hit pay dirt, geneticly engeninered beavers. Now I know what your saying,"No one is afraid of beavers." and you would be correct, but what better weapon to use then one that will not stike fear in the heart of you ememys? That is the same reason American G.I.'s in WWII painted pictures if pin-up girls on the bombs they dropped on Japan. Those crazy Japanese were too busy ogling those wonderful pictures of big breasted American woman to run.
Now back to the danger at hand. The beavers will be 30 feet long and bullet proof, and they will be ridden by mounties. The attack will be fast and brutal... and soon. They will attack while America's attention is on Iraq. Because if Hitler taught us anything it was
1. Jews are bad(I have to admit I am a little biased on this on, I mean come on they did kill me.)
2.you can't win a 2 sided war
As far as the Spiderman sequel goes as long a Bruce Campbell does not die in the onslaught it should still be a go. And I only say that because if Bruce Campbell is dead then Sam Rami will have no reason to go on living, or making bad ass movies.
well thats all for now till next time, Natalie Portman is about to take a shower and I am not gonna miss that.
Jesus H. Christ
No seriously the canadian army was sick and tired if everyone is the world making fun of their lack of prowess so 14 years ago they started a genetics research center under Toronto. After years of experimenting they hit pay dirt, geneticly engeninered beavers. Now I know what your saying,"No one is afraid of beavers." and you would be correct, but what better weapon to use then one that will not stike fear in the heart of you ememys? That is the same reason American G.I.'s in WWII painted pictures if pin-up girls on the bombs they dropped on Japan. Those crazy Japanese were too busy ogling those wonderful pictures of big breasted American woman to run.
Now back to the danger at hand. The beavers will be 30 feet long and bullet proof, and they will be ridden by mounties. The attack will be fast and brutal... and soon. They will attack while America's attention is on Iraq. Because if Hitler taught us anything it was
1. Jews are bad(I have to admit I am a little biased on this on, I mean come on they did kill me.)
2.you can't win a 2 sided war
As far as the Spiderman sequel goes as long a Bruce Campbell does not die in the onslaught it should still be a go. And I only say that because if Bruce Campbell is dead then Sam Rami will have no reason to go on living, or making bad ass movies.
well thats all for now till next time, Natalie Portman is about to take a shower and I am not gonna miss that.
Jesus H. Christ