Vanessa's gonna love this..
So I was kinda startin to doze off at work today, when I decided to get some cold water. I sipped it, thinking the difference in temperature would wake me up. Several lapses of consciousness later, I decided a slightly more drastic approach. Refilling my cup, I began to implement my new strategy: Taking large gulps, and swirling the water around my mouth. Mmm, it was cold... but for some reason, pleasantly so. The next thing I know I'm rudely awakened by water spilling all over my shirt. It appears I had fallen asleep with the water in my mouth. Somehow I managed to keep that water in, but the cup in my hand was not so lucky. I was planning on going to lunch, but I have to wait for all these watermarks to leave my shirt first. Or else it'll look like i've somehow pissed all over myself. Bleh. At least I'm wide awake now. I suppose, to some degree, my plan did work. Just not as expected.