KITTY PRESENTS!
-oh dear.... i just remembered i could have sworn i heard an animal puking sometime in my sleepy land adventures.... i do not see any puke yet.. shit.
i has to now go on some fucking mythic quest to all throughout the casa in order to find the hidden animal puke. i may need to pack provisions, take a Sherpa and the like.
and if it was a dream, i shall be searching all day.
wish me luck in my arduous and dangerous voyage
sonofabitch
-when i was a child, i had this mostly blind, very bulimic, siamese mix cat named Boo.
she was a fucking train wreck
she ran her face into everyfuckingthing in the house.
then the puke....
it was fucking always in that spot you out your foot down off your bed, after waking up in the morning
first step out o bed with squishy puke toes is one of the worst things i can think of. weather warm, or cold cat puke, it was amazingly fucked up. this may be one o the reasons i tend to wake up sad & aggressive
it is no doubt the reason i always look before i put my foot down in the morning.
Boo was puking a few times a day... the vet was like, well as far as we can tell, she is fucking stupid.... she eats too much, too fast
*idea*
i will just keep the food bowl full, so she doesn't binge and purge!
yea, no... still a few time a day
fuckin evil cats. what is it with the puking?!
if they were not all lovey and fuzzy and full of evil whee, i so could not deal with this bullshit
-update on hidden mystery puke - i have hired a Sherpa, acquired a donkey and packed provisions. i will embark on my epic voyage soon...
- the song from the hobbit is now playing in the background.
here is a cute :)
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/suicidepactz/18063697/54930/54930_original.jpg
