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[thejealousone]

Ow fuck fuck fuck stupid fucking plants goddammit they bit off my damn hand, I'll teach them to do something like that to me. That fucking hurt, if I find who made those damn plants I am feeding them to them slowly and I swear I'll laugh my head off at them, see how they like being eaten alive.

((ooc: Uhm, Envy thought he'd kill some time by

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[maybeaboy]

They bit off your--!!

H-Hey, what were you doing? I'm feeding them so they don't do that-!

[thejealousone]

My goddamn HAND!

Well clearly you weren't feeding them enough!

[maybeaboy]

I-I'll feed them more often, just don't burn them or beat them up or-!

[thejealousone]

Too late.

[holy_heretic]

You shouldn't be taunting the man eating plants, Envy.

[thejealousone]

I was fucking bored.

But you're right, taunting humans is easier.

[holy_heretic]

Hmm.

[thejealousone]

Is that a disapproving 'hmm' or an 'i agree' hmm?