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i wish my womb/ entire reproductive system would fall out.
yesterday i was 20!
my beloved mother and father bought me a beautiful bunch of flowers, took me shopping and are replacing my darling darling Jennifer necklace with a bigger, more ghetto fabulous version.
i had a lovely party time complete with caterpillar cake and neverending candles, party poppers, 3 stages of punch, balloons and neon (obv) birthday posters at the delapidated old joint we tend to refer to as home. i did shed a tear, because i am luckier than most i think.
STARTER
INTERMEDIATE
CHAMP.
and this weekend simon is taking me away for a suprise weekend to i don't know where. it's so romantic i could squeal :)
and returning to the doom related opening sentance of this update, i made it to h&m for the Stella Mccartney capsule collection mid-morning after a leisurely breakfast avec ma mere, to discover that it had sold our in mere minutes and the tills had taken over £4,000 by 10.15am. there goes my dream of the stella oversize shirt. psht. it was to much silk for my liking anyway.
i hope everybody is fit, healthy, love their ovaries and are having fabulous times.
ps. neon pink catsuit came out to play. xxxxxxxxx
yesterday i was 20!
my beloved mother and father bought me a beautiful bunch of flowers, took me shopping and are replacing my darling darling Jennifer necklace with a bigger, more ghetto fabulous version.
i had a lovely party time complete with caterpillar cake and neverending candles, party poppers, 3 stages of punch, balloons and neon (obv) birthday posters at the delapidated old joint we tend to refer to as home. i did shed a tear, because i am luckier than most i think.
STARTER
INTERMEDIATE
CHAMP.
and this weekend simon is taking me away for a suprise weekend to i don't know where. it's so romantic i could squeal :)
and returning to the doom related opening sentance of this update, i made it to h&m for the Stella Mccartney capsule collection mid-morning after a leisurely breakfast avec ma mere, to discover that it had sold our in mere minutes and the tills had taken over £4,000 by 10.15am. there goes my dream of the stella oversize shirt. psht. it was to much silk for my liking anyway.
i hope everybody is fit, healthy, love their ovaries and are having fabulous times.
ps. neon pink catsuit came out to play. xxxxxxxxx