Triumphant Return!
S'up everybot! What's crackin'?! *comes bearing a trunk-load of souvenirs, rambling on excitedly*
Me 'n Prowl had a slaggin' kickaft time down in Cancún! We drove around, hung out, explored the local nightlife - went in incognito and got to get right in the thick o' things! Those bitches down there really know how to kick it! (The humans that class as "college students" are crazy! They really like ta' cut loose! *totally enjoyed every minute of it*) The beaches on this planet are really nice - ya can see why the humans flock to the oceans around here, even if they were just goin' ta look. Really nice.
...Not t' mention, me 'n Prowl spent a good chuck o' time just enjoyin' each others company, if ya know what I mean. *wink* I've still got sand in mah gears! Oh well, it was totally worth it, babe! <3
Anyway, the music down there was to die for! I swear, I thought I'd died and gone to Primus! The humans around there really know what they're doin' - the dance moves alone were worth the trip! And the Cancún Hard Rock was one of the best stops - Prowl had'ta drag me away, didn't ya, babe?
...We even made friends with some o' the locals - got 'em to pick me out some good stuff to bring back for ya'll!
Lemme see now... I got some bottles of beach sand for everybody; a bunch of those little shell things (me 'n Prowl picked 'em up off the beach ourselves - we went at night, 'o course, to a avoid scarin' the humans - though we did nearly walk on that little human couple tryin' ta get their freak on by moonlight *snicker*...) some o' those little tiki hats, and the small little umbrellas from your drinks, some (really BIG) mugs with everyone's names on 'em (and even BIGGER plastic, crazy-shaped booze containers!) little wood thingamajiggers - I don't know what they do, but they looked fun - and t-shirts for everyone! (Yeah...i think i was a liiiittle bit overcharged at that point...But who cares, man! It's the thought that counts, right?)
Oh yeah, and....THIS! *slams giant stone maya head statue down outside door* We went and checked out the local human ruins at El Meco and such, and thought they were pretty spiff. So I kinda...brought back a souvenir for myself. *snuck it back without letting Prowl know he was smuggling a...borrowed artifact*
All in all, it was a wicked trip! Can't wait to go explore another earth city sometime! Me 'n Prowl had a blast - but its good ta be back home, with our fellow mechs once again.
*Looks around all excitedly*
Sooo. What we miss?
Me 'n Prowl had a slaggin' kickaft time down in Cancún! We drove around, hung out, explored the local nightlife - went in incognito and got to get right in the thick o' things! Those bitches down there really know how to kick it! (The humans that class as "college students" are crazy! They really like ta' cut loose! *totally enjoyed every minute of it*) The beaches on this planet are really nice - ya can see why the humans flock to the oceans around here, even if they were just goin' ta look. Really nice.
...Not t' mention, me 'n Prowl spent a good chuck o' time just enjoyin' each others company, if ya know what I mean. *wink* I've still got sand in mah gears! Oh well, it was totally worth it, babe! <3
Anyway, the music down there was to die for! I swear, I thought I'd died and gone to Primus! The humans around there really know what they're doin' - the dance moves alone were worth the trip! And the Cancún Hard Rock was one of the best stops - Prowl had'ta drag me away, didn't ya, babe?
...We even made friends with some o' the locals - got 'em to pick me out some good stuff to bring back for ya'll!
Lemme see now... I got some bottles of beach sand for everybody; a bunch of those little shell things (me 'n Prowl picked 'em up off the beach ourselves - we went at night, 'o course, to a avoid scarin' the humans - though we did nearly walk on that little human couple tryin' ta get their freak on by moonlight *snicker*...) some o' those little tiki hats, and the small little umbrellas from your drinks, some (really BIG) mugs with everyone's names on 'em (and even BIGGER plastic, crazy-shaped booze containers!) little wood thingamajiggers - I don't know what they do, but they looked fun - and t-shirts for everyone! (Yeah...i think i was a liiiittle bit overcharged at that point...But who cares, man! It's the thought that counts, right?)
Oh yeah, and....THIS! *slams giant stone maya head statue down outside door* We went and checked out the local human ruins at El Meco and such, and thought they were pretty spiff. So I kinda...brought back a souvenir for myself. *snuck it back without letting Prowl know he was smuggling a...borrowed artifact*
All in all, it was a wicked trip! Can't wait to go explore another earth city sometime! Me 'n Prowl had a blast - but its good ta be back home, with our fellow mechs once again.
*Looks around all excitedly*
Sooo. What we miss?