The Death Would Be Welcome Right Now Squirrel
A week away from Evergreen will do me good. I'm taking a vacation in the Chaos Lands, away from all this madness and this chaos in epic proportions (don't take the name of the land literally - the Chaos Lands is just full of a bunch of "n00bs" like myself). I'm finally getting away from all of my old "friends" and I'll be able to enjoy my life for once. I don't need these "friends" back in Evergreen - I don't need MC Death Squirrel or Chaos or the Death is Horribly Overdue Right Now Squirrel. They're not my friends. All they do is pick on me for hiding on a link and rez kill me repeatedly. I swear, everybody's out to destroy me. I need to get away from this destruction and hatred, to make a real life for myself - a life where people don't make fun of me or talk crap about me on their livejournals. Well, I tell you what, homeboyz: I'm not going to remember any of you when I get off this stupid island once and for all. Yep. You heard me. I'm not even going to think about you the entire week I'm gone. You'll see. I don't need anybody.