I just found a $50 check in my room.
Fifty. Dollars.
AAAAAAAAAND it expired three years ago.
There is no limit to my self hatred right now.
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In other news, I am the very unfortunate victim of white elephant gifts. Does anyone I know have any interest in a Harry Potter clock?
It's just a regular old clock, AAA batteries. It's about 8" tall with a 5" base, and features the loverly Harry Potter in the train station, sitting on his luggage with Hedwig sitting on his arm and the train running behind him. Pictures upon request.
I will ship. To Anywhere. For Free. Please, for the love of god, GET THIS THING OUTTA MY POSSESSION.
Cheers,
-T.J.Wock
SOLD! To the amazing
_standbythesea, who lives one floor below me and does not require shipping to anywhere!