So after work I spent 30 bucks and got a bottle of Jameson and two work shirts. And lets pretend I bought a penny with that too because that's much cooler than me just spending $29.99. You would suspect I was dealing with QVC and WE KNOW THAT EVERYTHING INVOLVED WITH 'THE Q' HAS BEEN TAINTED WITH THE STAIN OF XENU'S LEGION OF PSYCHIATRISTSSSSSSSSSS
Whoa. Do you ever get that? Those weird flashes where you're just drinking casually and then BAM you're a Scientologist for like 13 seconds?
At any rate, check out
http://www.davidstill.org/ and pretend you don't read Craigslist personals at work.
Seriously, what's with all the guys offering strangers no reciprocation oral? Are they just wusses?
ALSO: do you want to go see Xiu Xiu with me tomorrow? I am unsure about spending 12 bucks.