The Sleepover Fics - Brendon's Night Out
Ok, so I had a sleepover with my friend Emma (and my sister was there too).
This is what happens when you stick three fangirls in a room together with just a laptop and dirty ryden thoughts.
pardon the atrocious spelling, most of it was on purpose. We basically just passed the laptop around and wrote random bits.
WARNING: the following is ridiculous, and should not be read by anyone.
Read at your own peril~
there once was a penis called angela. bredon liked to suck on the penis. ryan liked it in his butthole. jake fancied angela but she rejected him he turnt into a crab infested prostitute. so she just did spencer insted. No toothpaste involved. he licked the vasaline off the penis....befor inseting it in him self. He used a camool to help.
to get rid of his pain jake slept with 100 thai lady men ;). to forget the pain angela caused. Circles are the new squares, how can he walk on those mothafuckin' step-pads?!?!!!11!!!one!? it was the day of the wedding... whos wedding was it? ryan and bredans, spencer was increddable jelouse . "It's not mah foult dat ur in luv w/ me or s/t sponcor I just don't love you like i love ry he's a beast lols~" brendon said coming up for breath.the camool goes lol wut. spencer groaned still in pain from a night of man on man passion. dayum it was so hot and even brent wilson was there da fuq they must have been so fucking drunk or high or summit what even idk. "YOWZAAAAA" screamed spencer as he saw his penis cumin up the isle... it was messy. he was tund on by ryan in a sunning long white wedding dress . spancor cud hav swern he read a fic like dis last night idk but he has really high and stoof so he didnt even know where he was and lol why is dolan raping a unicorn in the pews?! because he likes it....
this high sexual fustration ended with all the wedding gests in a hot wet orgy . lol like penis wentz was there and everything is was fuckin steamy and there was spunk everywhere lol dry cleaning bills. they were through the roof!!!! just like the penis, they were so wet they looked like the just got out of the shower!! so they ran around the shopping centre naked as the day they were born. fucking every one and every thing in sight, bernad’s har stuck to his face as he fornacated . jesus dallon christ this was so sticky and ugh what even there was spunk and bodies everywhere it was like a sex massacre lololololol text it.
brendon a newly wed fornicated with 3 yes 3!!! men! they had a gang bang evey hole was full!!! "UGHHHHHHH" brendons sex noise was so high pitched and loud animals thought they were under attack!!! so they fornicagted too! dogs and cats living together!!! the sex was hot the orgasiums where long and hard as they all fuck though the night. Ryan, jon and spencuh were all so high that they didnt even know what the fuck was happening but they called like everyone in their phone contacts (which was like pete wentz, gabe saporta and a guy from the mcdonalds drive thru) and asked them to join in so the others came round and they had a gang bang lol then their girlfriends came downstairs and were like "what is this noise why are you having a gang bang without us lol move over" and sarah and breezy were like ‘om nom nom spunk’ and dallon and ian walked over and jumped on the boys and girls like hungry animals or s/t lol idk.
SPUNK WAS FILLING THE ROOM. bredav didnt care about the arrivel of the girls he was too intreted in his new husban ryan, his hot body, his lesbain hair and tight ass. but i guess it wasnt very tight cause ryans a whore lol he love da spunk hahaha ah ha his five a day was penis, balls, ass, spunk and brendon LOL you know it. hes sexy and he knows it. "HARDER, HARDER!!!!, TAKE IT BRENDON TAKE IT BRENDON!!!!!!!" RYAN TORE BRENDON A NEW ASSHOLE.he fucked jurwgrd longer and harder untill another hot bitch wanted there way with him, as the mintets turn to hour the sex got hareder and more satafying. ryon larved grendond but he wus a whore so he let sgfben have sex with some other skank and moved on to penis wentz lol he loves penis wentz haha no he just loves penis.
while fucking a bitch ryan thought to himself "lol what am I having for dinner tonight?" but he was thinking this out loud because brendon said that he had his penis for dinner. the stress and heat of the orgy was driving bredon to the eadge untill he fell a sobbing broken man in to ryans strong but careing arms, ryan made him smile the only way he knew how, ryan droped to his knees and slid bredans peins in to him mouth he sucked hard and tiwisted his tounge aound the peins untill bredan came groaned and laught. all of a sudden ian and dallon came over and ian was laughing idk why but dallon whipped out his monstercock and squished in in ryan's mouth too and ryan fucking loved it haha and ian was like "can i join in" and they were like "no nigger you're too small gtfo" and he cried and sat on the floor wallowing in self pity and brushing his curly hair lol. sorry i mean his pubes...
the sex slowly came to a natual stopping ponit so bredan and ryan lay on the flor spooning . Dallon went to bed cause he was tired from excessive fucking and penis wentz went home with the mcdonalds boy lol and ian was still sat sobbing and combing his mini fro down below because yolo~ ian decided to have a nice wank as everyone was asleep... he watched some hardcore gay porn and wanked 3 times the end result as sticky.
when everyone woke up it was like it had been snowing, only it hadn't, it was just dried spunk. so brendan picked it up and put it on his cereal. he enjoed the salty taste it remined him of so many hot nights of passion. And the taste of ryan (he tastes like you only sweeter). all of a sudden he felt his penis go hard and looked down to see ryan was on the end of it... yumm. touching and cerresing his skin, ryan climbed his way up bredns body licking and kissing as he whent. he sucked and licked his nipples, nibbled gentaily at his neck then tounged him hard exchangeing saiver and dignaty. Brendon started crying "RYAN! HOLY SHIT!" and he gasps, grabbinng big handfuls of ryan's lonmg floppy hair (which reminded him that ryan needs to get a fuckin haircut seriously what is up with that stupid hair-do fucking hipster) and yanked hard, screaming for more cos brendon's like that. then they did eachother up the ass
the end :3
The other sleepover fic
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/what even happened on friday??
This is what happens when you stick three fangirls in a room together with just a laptop and dirty ryden thoughts.
pardon the atrocious spelling, most of it was on purpose. We basically just passed the laptop around and wrote random bits.
WARNING: the following is ridiculous, and should not be read by anyone.
Read at your own peril~
there once was a penis called angela. bredon liked to suck on the penis. ryan liked it in his butthole. jake fancied angela but she rejected him he turnt into a crab infested prostitute. so she just did spencer insted. No toothpaste involved. he licked the vasaline off the penis....befor inseting it in him self. He used a camool to help.
to get rid of his pain jake slept with 100 thai lady men ;). to forget the pain angela caused. Circles are the new squares, how can he walk on those mothafuckin' step-pads?!?!!!11!!!one!? it was the day of the wedding... whos wedding was it? ryan and bredans, spencer was increddable jelouse . "It's not mah foult dat ur in luv w/ me or s/t sponcor I just don't love you like i love ry he's a beast lols~" brendon said coming up for breath.the camool goes lol wut. spencer groaned still in pain from a night of man on man passion. dayum it was so hot and even brent wilson was there da fuq they must have been so fucking drunk or high or summit what even idk. "YOWZAAAAA" screamed spencer as he saw his penis cumin up the isle... it was messy. he was tund on by ryan in a sunning long white wedding dress . spancor cud hav swern he read a fic like dis last night idk but he has really high and stoof so he didnt even know where he was and lol why is dolan raping a unicorn in the pews?! because he likes it....
this high sexual fustration ended with all the wedding gests in a hot wet orgy . lol like penis wentz was there and everything is was fuckin steamy and there was spunk everywhere lol dry cleaning bills. they were through the roof!!!! just like the penis, they were so wet they looked like the just got out of the shower!! so they ran around the shopping centre naked as the day they were born. fucking every one and every thing in sight, bernad’s har stuck to his face as he fornacated . jesus dallon christ this was so sticky and ugh what even there was spunk and bodies everywhere it was like a sex massacre lololololol text it.
brendon a newly wed fornicated with 3 yes 3!!! men! they had a gang bang evey hole was full!!! "UGHHHHHHH" brendons sex noise was so high pitched and loud animals thought they were under attack!!! so they fornicagted too! dogs and cats living together!!! the sex was hot the orgasiums where long and hard as they all fuck though the night. Ryan, jon and spencuh were all so high that they didnt even know what the fuck was happening but they called like everyone in their phone contacts (which was like pete wentz, gabe saporta and a guy from the mcdonalds drive thru) and asked them to join in so the others came round and they had a gang bang lol then their girlfriends came downstairs and were like "what is this noise why are you having a gang bang without us lol move over" and sarah and breezy were like ‘om nom nom spunk’ and dallon and ian walked over and jumped on the boys and girls like hungry animals or s/t lol idk.
SPUNK WAS FILLING THE ROOM. bredav didnt care about the arrivel of the girls he was too intreted in his new husban ryan, his hot body, his lesbain hair and tight ass. but i guess it wasnt very tight cause ryans a whore lol he love da spunk hahaha ah ha his five a day was penis, balls, ass, spunk and brendon LOL you know it. hes sexy and he knows it. "HARDER, HARDER!!!!, TAKE IT BRENDON TAKE IT BRENDON!!!!!!!" RYAN TORE BRENDON A NEW ASSHOLE.he fucked jurwgrd longer and harder untill another hot bitch wanted there way with him, as the mintets turn to hour the sex got hareder and more satafying. ryon larved grendond but he wus a whore so he let sgfben have sex with some other skank and moved on to penis wentz lol he loves penis wentz haha no he just loves penis.
while fucking a bitch ryan thought to himself "lol what am I having for dinner tonight?" but he was thinking this out loud because brendon said that he had his penis for dinner. the stress and heat of the orgy was driving bredon to the eadge untill he fell a sobbing broken man in to ryans strong but careing arms, ryan made him smile the only way he knew how, ryan droped to his knees and slid bredans peins in to him mouth he sucked hard and tiwisted his tounge aound the peins untill bredan came groaned and laught. all of a sudden ian and dallon came over and ian was laughing idk why but dallon whipped out his monstercock and squished in in ryan's mouth too and ryan fucking loved it haha and ian was like "can i join in" and they were like "no nigger you're too small gtfo" and he cried and sat on the floor wallowing in self pity and brushing his curly hair lol. sorry i mean his pubes...
the sex slowly came to a natual stopping ponit so bredan and ryan lay on the flor spooning . Dallon went to bed cause he was tired from excessive fucking and penis wentz went home with the mcdonalds boy lol and ian was still sat sobbing and combing his mini fro down below because yolo~ ian decided to have a nice wank as everyone was asleep... he watched some hardcore gay porn and wanked 3 times the end result as sticky.
when everyone woke up it was like it had been snowing, only it hadn't, it was just dried spunk. so brendan picked it up and put it on his cereal. he enjoed the salty taste it remined him of so many hot nights of passion. And the taste of ryan (he tastes like you only sweeter). all of a sudden he felt his penis go hard and looked down to see ryan was on the end of it... yumm. touching and cerresing his skin, ryan climbed his way up bredns body licking and kissing as he whent. he sucked and licked his nipples, nibbled gentaily at his neck then tounged him hard exchangeing saiver and dignaty. Brendon started crying "RYAN! HOLY SHIT!" and he gasps, grabbinng big handfuls of ryan's lonmg floppy hair (which reminded him that ryan needs to get a fuckin haircut seriously what is up with that stupid hair-do fucking hipster) and yanked hard, screaming for more cos brendon's like that. then they did eachother up the ass
the end :3
The other sleepover fic
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/what even happened on friday??