I am done with elevator etiquette!
So nothing has really happened in a week. My life is that boring. But the thing is, I am never really bored. I think to be bored is to be boring. But I guess I would look pretty lame from an outside perspective.
My new thing is doing things that are beneficial economically, environmentally, and healthfully (I don't think that is a word...and I tried really hard for the alliteration but couldn't find another E-word). For instance, riding a bike or being a vegetarian. OK, so I guess I did these things before I had this not so brilliant revelation. And honestly, I can't really think of anymore things that fit. But let's get real, I haven't had much time to think about it since my life is so riveting and all. Yeah, you are all jealous of the graphing project I did all morning. I think the most exciting thing I have to look forward to is being team mom for the 7-11 soccer tournament. I am just overly excited about cutting up orange slices. It gets me all hot and bothered. Just kidding. Also, my new thing is tucking in my shirt. Yes, that's right. I guess I think it looks classy, but it really just accentuates fat rolls.
Since Michael has left, my OCD has sky-rocketed.
I just watched some Curb Your Enthusiasm. I feel...ambivalent towards it. Yes, I LOVE using the word ambivalent. I try to squeeze it in any conversation I can. At Michigan, my research advisor was all "Do you want to do your project on ambivalence?" and I was all oh yeah blah blah I'm smart but obviously I had no idea what ambivalence even meant so I had to dictionary.com it and now love it. Anyway, back to Curby. So the show is hilarious and I love Larry David, but sometimes the awkwardness makes me feel SO uncomfortable, I can't bear to watch. One can only shift uncomfortably for so long. I want to be a contributor to the facebook group "I love awkward situations!" but alas...OK this is an awkward subject to talk about and pretty irrelevant.
Ok that lame reference to facebook reminded me of Ludington and how many references to bumper stickers were made...like 15 at least....but it should have fucking been zero, I mean c'mon.
Ha, also times I said fuck up north: 1000.
Times Jessie said cunt: 900.
Times Steph J was an I Love You Slut: infinity
Times Beth hid under the table: 7
Times Laura was an exhibitionist: like 20
My new thing is doing things that are beneficial economically, environmentally, and healthfully (I don't think that is a word...and I tried really hard for the alliteration but couldn't find another E-word). For instance, riding a bike or being a vegetarian. OK, so I guess I did these things before I had this not so brilliant revelation. And honestly, I can't really think of anymore things that fit. But let's get real, I haven't had much time to think about it since my life is so riveting and all. Yeah, you are all jealous of the graphing project I did all morning. I think the most exciting thing I have to look forward to is being team mom for the 7-11 soccer tournament. I am just overly excited about cutting up orange slices. It gets me all hot and bothered. Just kidding. Also, my new thing is tucking in my shirt. Yes, that's right. I guess I think it looks classy, but it really just accentuates fat rolls.
Since Michael has left, my OCD has sky-rocketed.
I just watched some Curb Your Enthusiasm. I feel...ambivalent towards it. Yes, I LOVE using the word ambivalent. I try to squeeze it in any conversation I can. At Michigan, my research advisor was all "Do you want to do your project on ambivalence?" and I was all oh yeah blah blah I'm smart but obviously I had no idea what ambivalence even meant so I had to dictionary.com it and now love it. Anyway, back to Curby. So the show is hilarious and I love Larry David, but sometimes the awkwardness makes me feel SO uncomfortable, I can't bear to watch. One can only shift uncomfortably for so long. I want to be a contributor to the facebook group "I love awkward situations!" but alas...OK this is an awkward subject to talk about and pretty irrelevant.
Ok that lame reference to facebook reminded me of Ludington and how many references to bumper stickers were made...like 15 at least....but it should have fucking been zero, I mean c'mon.
Ha, also times I said fuck up north: 1000.
Times Jessie said cunt: 900.
Times Steph J was an I Love You Slut: infinity
Times Beth hid under the table: 7
Times Laura was an exhibitionist: like 20