April 20, 2008--Nurse's station
It's been a slow day. We've had a few druggies come in after doing weird things while being under the influence of pot. It's always so entertaining to watch them and hear about them running into walls and generally being crazy. Some guy came in after overeating some special brownies his friends made. Apparently pot wasn't the only thing in them, as a joke his friend put in laxatives too. How I miss being young and stupid.
I look around for any sign of life, hoping someone will come and cure my boredom. I'm slightly anxious for the end of the day, because today I take my monthly pregnancy test. Usually JD comes and does it with me so I don't feel bad when it's negative, but I haven't talked to him in awhile. Maybe Keith can fill in as my gay man today. I look down at my stomach, "something better be growing in there."
A patient gave me a funny look; he shouldn't be staring, he was seeing purple aliens two hours ago.
I look around for any sign of life, hoping someone will come and cure my boredom. I'm slightly anxious for the end of the day, because today I take my monthly pregnancy test. Usually JD comes and does it with me so I don't feel bad when it's negative, but I haven't talked to him in awhile. Maybe Keith can fill in as my gay man today. I look down at my stomach, "something better be growing in there."
A patient gave me a funny look; he shouldn't be staring, he was seeing purple aliens two hours ago.