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Elliot's Office, Friday, 3:00 PM

Feb 26, 2008 00:07

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barbiemd February 26 2008, 05:44:35 UTC

"Come in!" I chirp cheerfully from my desk. As long as you're not here to bother me. Then again, maybe it's that boyfriend of mine. With flowers. And a teddy bear. Yeah, definitely come in.

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 06:42:06 UTC

I nearly tear the door down to get in. Stupid doorknobs...so complicated sometimes.

I rush in and nearly land on my face in front of her desk.

"Elliot! You'll never guess! Smooching! Parking lot! Dudes!"

Excitement renders me incoherent sometimes.

barbiemd March 2 2008, 06:44:58 UTC

"Yes Todd, JD and Cox are dating now," I tell him slowly. His simplicity is almost worrying sometimes, "Now.. don't you have work to do?" I give him an encouraging smile.

He gets WAY too excited about guys gettin' it on...

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 06:51:23 UTC

I shake my head.

"No, two different dudes..." I pause, realizing that his is her ex I'm talking about. I decide to hedge the identity of Keith.

Don't say I don't do anyone any favours.

"It was J-Dawg's BROTHER, and some guy---I couldn't see his face."

barbiemd March 2 2008, 06:54:47 UTC

My eyes widen, "Dan, too? D'ya think I turned him gay?" I panic. Maybe it's genetic, it can't be me...

Cold hands?

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 07:04:42 UTC

"No, of course not. You can't 'turn' people gay."

Wow, I'm glad I didn't tell her it was dear ol' Keith. I lean against her desk. "You okay?"

barbiemd March 2 2008, 07:08:35 UTC

"Yeah, I'm okay," I laugh, "I mean, Dan was always kind of a little weird, so.. I guess it's not too surprising. I mean, this one time, he somehow got the idea that I would be up for a threesome with him and Keith.." I shake my head, "It's just.. weird, you know? Two gay ex-boyfriends in a row?"

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 07:14:12 UTC

I give her a sympathetic smile, seriously glad that I didn't tell her it was Keith.

So, I am still Secret-Keeper-Master.

Awesome.

barbiemd March 2 2008, 07:23:45 UTC

"Alright, well try not to go gay on me," I smile, "At least not this week.. I swear.. one more gay ex and I'll be up on the roof with Ted."

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 07:28:13 UTC

I grin and lean forward to kiss her.

"Don't worry. So, how's your day so far?"

barbiemd March 2 2008, 07:30:22 UTC

"Well, good, aside from the mounting evidence that I'm during the male population of southern California gay..." Are my shoes really THAT fabulous? Oh come, I know the answer to that. Yes.

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 07:47:08 UTC

I shake my head. "You're so not."

How could anyone be gay around Elliot? Except for other women. Elliot and other women. Elliot and Carla.

My dong is awake. Hello, friend!

My eyes lose focus for a second, but I snap back to reality. "I'm sorry, what?"

barbiemd March 2 2008, 07:51:04 UTC

"Ugh, forget it," I groan, laying my head on my desk, "At least Keith isn't gay yet.. I always thought he'd be the first to cross into the dark side..."

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 07:53:01 UTC

I bite my lip, though I don't mean to.

"Really?"

I desperately will my pager to go off. It doesn't happen. Aw man. Come on, Todd, you can do it. Keep that secret! You're a secret keeper full of secret sauce.

Heh.

barbiemd March 2 2008, 07:56:40 UTC

"Well, yeah! He's a total girl. I mean, he almost broke up with me because I was going to let him go to Vegas with his friends, because I trusted him. I mean, HELLO, I was being the cool girlfriend.."

tehtawdtime March 2 2008, 08:05:26 UTC

I chuckle. "Aw man." I think I remember that day. We were all standing around wondering if Elliot was for real. Man, I should go to Vegas one day. Elliot could go with me, and it would be awesome. We can watch showgirls dance and gamble...

All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet.

"We should totally go to Vegas one day, just you and me." I say, sitting on the corner of her desk, wondering what that would be like.

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