"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?" Er--Melon?

[their_guardian]

HEY I BROKE ONE OF THOSE GREEN MELONS! ANYBODY WANT SOME?!

[Filtered to Gaara]

Hey, Gaara-san? You wouldn't mind cleaning the tub, would you? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeeeee?

((I'll save back his 2% memories for a bit. Don't left me forget about them >.>))