Aliens versus Invaders: because I something has to amuse me at work

[ani_bester]

Please someone talk me out of an Invaders versus Aliens crossover
I do not have time.

But it would be the greatest practice comic EVER . . . . .
Granted Aliens versus Invaders seem slike it woudl be kind short, and one sided.

*Aliens jump out:
Steve: *sling shield, notes acid dripping from severed arm* BUCKY! No shooting them
Bucky: You fucking kidding me? What should I do Steve, use strong language?
Namor: *aliens swarm Namor* FOOLS! I AM THE AVENGING SON *flings aliens into wall*
Jim: We got this! Everyone Bakc! *looks to Toro* Ready lad * Jim and Toro set all Aliens on fire*

Bucky: *stares at burning corpses of Aliens* Wow, those were some ugly monsters
Steve: We better make sure we've cleared the area.
Toro: *Starts more fires*
Bucky: WHOA! Watcha doing that for?
Toro: The fire was no where near you, drama queen. Side's I saw eggs, don't want more of those things hatching.
Steve: Good call, son.
Namor: That was a holy unsatisfying fight. Those were the best creatures the nazi's could find to send against us? *disgusted noise*
Jim: Please Namor, shut up.

Because really Aliens versus Torches? Pffftttt
Of course that becomes the interesting aspect of writing it.