Omai~!
So my dad works at a hotel, right? And sometimes people leave things behind and he's given permission to bring it home if he finds it. Yesterday his find was a book. A romance novel. Tempt Me At Twilight or something. Now, when you read the back cover it sounds really boring and just to be more drama than the sex-filled smut pages you expect of a romance novel!
What did I do? I opened to the middle.
MY THIS IS A DETAILED NOVEL. LET ME TELL YOU.
But I won't, because my mom was sitting there, and I actually got embarrassed reading it. XD So I put it down, told her "It's not boring like you thought it was." "Oh it's not? XD" "No. I opened it and he was licking her boobs and holding her by the thighs." "Oh, okay." And then I fled like a blushing chicken.
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING CONVERSATIONAL PIECE.
Edit: Wtf I say 'let me tell you' a lot. That's gotta go.
What did I do? I opened to the middle.
MY THIS IS A DETAILED NOVEL. LET ME TELL YOU.
But I won't, because my mom was sitting there, and I actually got embarrassed reading it. XD So I put it down, told her "It's not boring like you thought it was." "Oh it's not? XD" "No. I opened it and he was licking her boobs and holding her by the thighs." "Oh, okay." And then I fled like a blushing chicken.
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING CONVERSATIONAL PIECE.
Edit: Wtf I say 'let me tell you' a lot. That's gotta go.