oh SNAP!
Writing in here earlier gave me some ideas
but this shit is GREAT!
So, get this... I'm talking to this guy with the incentive of sex. He brings up roll playing. You know... cowboy and Indians kinda thing. Well he asks if i have a place to do it at. I inform him that i don't live alone and that wouldn't quite work out. I'm questioning this... question... cause he's like 30 and i would figure he would have a place. So he gives me this scenario where i go to his office and try to break in. He catches me and instead of calling the cops, fucks me over his desk and calls it even.
I'm game.
I arrive at his office building and i watch him unlock the door and walk in. I wait till he is in and walk in after him in hope of stealing a few pretending to not know that he is in there. Walking through this huge office building in the dark i notice his shadow but pretend not to. He comes up behind me and grabs me and throws me down yelling at me "YOU TRyIN' TO BREAK IN BOY!?" i start to say.. "please don't call the cops, I'll do anything." He starts saying that he's going to fuck me. I twist the scenario and start saying that that I'm not gay and to not do it. He throws on his condom and begins to force fuck me. It was fuckin great! On the floor of his office i notice some head lights in the window as he is pounding my ass. I figure, hell yeah we got some other people who want to join. But, i guess his thoughts weren't the same. I can't see shit in this place, not even the guy who is fucking me when suddenly i hear the front doors slam open. "ALEX, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO'S THE BITCH YOU ARE FUCKING!?"
This is when he pulls out and I throw on my pants. I couldn't not BELIEVE what was happening! I only see this shit in movies. She can't really see us in this huge room... and grab my pants and begin to make my way to the door crawling so she can't see me. My heart is going a million miles per hour. The guy starts yelling back as she continues to scream... WHERE IS THE BITCH!? I find the front door and book it to my car.
I guess she heard my escape and soon followed. I was able to get into my car in time and drive past the building as she came running out of the front doors. My window was already down... and i think she noticed my face as i frantically sped away for my life. The reason why i think she noticed was because i soon heard he screaming... "YOU WERE FUCKING A GUY!?"
This was like less than hour ago. I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
I hope there is some hidden camera i don't know about and this is some kind of prank joke. Or at least i can be part of the divorce court thing.
I'm still shaking.
but this shit is GREAT!
So, get this... I'm talking to this guy with the incentive of sex. He brings up roll playing. You know... cowboy and Indians kinda thing. Well he asks if i have a place to do it at. I inform him that i don't live alone and that wouldn't quite work out. I'm questioning this... question... cause he's like 30 and i would figure he would have a place. So he gives me this scenario where i go to his office and try to break in. He catches me and instead of calling the cops, fucks me over his desk and calls it even.
I'm game.
I arrive at his office building and i watch him unlock the door and walk in. I wait till he is in and walk in after him in hope of stealing a few pretending to not know that he is in there. Walking through this huge office building in the dark i notice his shadow but pretend not to. He comes up behind me and grabs me and throws me down yelling at me "YOU TRyIN' TO BREAK IN BOY!?" i start to say.. "please don't call the cops, I'll do anything." He starts saying that he's going to fuck me. I twist the scenario and start saying that that I'm not gay and to not do it. He throws on his condom and begins to force fuck me. It was fuckin great! On the floor of his office i notice some head lights in the window as he is pounding my ass. I figure, hell yeah we got some other people who want to join. But, i guess his thoughts weren't the same. I can't see shit in this place, not even the guy who is fucking me when suddenly i hear the front doors slam open. "ALEX, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO'S THE BITCH YOU ARE FUCKING!?"
This is when he pulls out and I throw on my pants. I couldn't not BELIEVE what was happening! I only see this shit in movies. She can't really see us in this huge room... and grab my pants and begin to make my way to the door crawling so she can't see me. My heart is going a million miles per hour. The guy starts yelling back as she continues to scream... WHERE IS THE BITCH!? I find the front door and book it to my car.
I guess she heard my escape and soon followed. I was able to get into my car in time and drive past the building as she came running out of the front doors. My window was already down... and i think she noticed my face as i frantically sped away for my life. The reason why i think she noticed was because i soon heard he screaming... "YOU WERE FUCKING A GUY!?"
This was like less than hour ago. I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
I hope there is some hidden camera i don't know about and this is some kind of prank joke. Or at least i can be part of the divorce court thing.
I'm still shaking.