Weaponry
To the City in general: I'm looking for a high-technology assault rifle. Name your price; I'm sure we're all on different currencies, but I'll do a little work if you want me to. I don't mind dangerous tasks. Or, if you're willing to part with it for free, I won't disagree.
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I haven't heard from you before. Who are you?
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Tyrian. Tyrian Imperial Purple. Who are you? And do you eat meat?
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You're engineered as well, eh? Interesting to meet another one. What exactly were you created to do? As in, what abilities do you have that are different from a human's?
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But everyone here eats it.
URTV--what's that stand for? Or is it not a, an acronym--with the letters? I can't tell by hearing it.
I'm an antimaterial weapon. A chaos-mage. With emphasis on aquatic operations. What can YOU do?
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URTV -- U-DO Retrovirus. To sum it up, U-DO is a powerful, higher-dimensional force in our universe, and I was engineered to fight it. I have telekinetic abilities, infinite ability to regenerate myself (for example, I can shoot my head off and it comes back quickly), and I am immortal.
As for meat...well, if you cook it, generally it isn't full of diseases. But, whatever you prefer. I know vegetarians, and not eating meat doesn't bother me.
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Not all matter, matériel. Uh--weapons, equipment. Ships. Solid emplacements. I take them apart. My brothers and sisters are antipersonnel... I suppose I could take care of anything made of matter, but that's not the point...
...really? Caput Mortuum could sort of grow his limbs back but he wasn't very good at it... Where do you live?
Cooking it doesn't get rid of everything. Just the weak diseases, which aren't much of a problem anyway.
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I spoke to that. He said he wasn't a god and seemed like he would be easy to kill.
Why would you--oops, hang on--
[Rattling noises.]
--need all that just for one little kid?
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Do you know how much effort it took me to get him to say anything about who or what he was?
I suppose he was just being annoying. but he's not a little kid, and he's definitely not easy to kill. Perhaps his child form is, but the last time I saw him, he looked like a mass of red energy, and he drove mad whomever he touched.
He may not be a god, but he's the equivalent of one as far as his relation to most humans is concerned. I...somehow think he doesn't know his power, as strange as it seems.
As for my regeneration, yes, I can grow anything back as quickly as it can be removed. It's a blessing and a curse, I suppose.
I live in Apartment 6, room 67, if you feel like dropping in at some point. I don't get many visitors.
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...no wonder he's so interested in talking to people. I guess most of them don't stick around when that kind of thing happens. Sort of like Him...not that I ever spoke to Him.
Sounds like fun! But right now I'm waiting for Abel to find me so we can get dinner.
...do you have a toaster?
[OOC: oh dear. You have gained +1 Tyrian! He'll probably try to dissect Albedo or something. ;;]
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They don't stay around for good reason. I've seen what he can do. It's odd he chooses such a benign form to conceal terrible power. Perhaps even a near-god has a sense of humor. I applaud him for his deception.
A toaster? ...Yes, I have one, as little as I may use it.
Spoke to who?
(OOC: ...Well, Albedo can't die, so it wouldn't do any permament damage...but oh, dear.)
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You do? Awesome.
Him. Apep. The serpent who devours the Sun.
Do you ever get bored of talking that much?
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Heh, I'll take that as a cue to be silent.
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Bye!
[OOC: Keep a close eye on your toaster. >> Tyrian knows where you it lives!]
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