ROFL
My 9 year old daughter made me laugh so hard today I couldn't breathe. We were coming back from a movie when she asked me if I had ever painted my nails.
Me "Yeah, once or twice."
Alexis "What color?"
Me "Hm, black I think."
Alexis "Goth black?"
Me "Hehe, what do you mean 'goth' black?"
Alexis "I mean black."
Me "What do you mean by 'goth'?"
Alexis "I dunno."
Me "Well, what do you think 'goth' means?"
Alexis "I think they're soul sucking ghost women."
At which point I collapsed into a fit of laughter.
Me "Yeah, once or twice."
Alexis "What color?"
Me "Hm, black I think."
Alexis "Goth black?"
Me "Hehe, what do you mean 'goth' black?"
Alexis "I mean black."
Me "What do you mean by 'goth'?"
Alexis "I dunno."
Me "Well, what do you think 'goth' means?"
Alexis "I think they're soul sucking ghost women."
At which point I collapsed into a fit of laughter.