I laughed so hard I cried
This happened only hours ago, and I want to remember it. My fiancee and I went to the store today to put items on or wedding registry. While we were there I thought I heard him say, "I should not have gone home last night and been swinging my sandwich: my back hurts today." Cue a confused reaction from me. He clarified that he had been swinging his sand wedge, which makes much more sense. For the next several minutes, I still had a mental image of him holding onto a sandwich, twirling it around, perhaps like the 3rd class dance scene in the movie Titanic. Oh goodness.