Sep 29, 2006 09:21
this post is for all yall who are staying in asheville this weekend:
you guys know whats not even fucking funny??
"AVERY-YANCEY-MITCHELL-BUNCOMBE- SOUTHERN JACKSON-TRANSYLVANIA- HENDERSON- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF... NEWLAND...SPRUCE PINE...ASHEVILLE... BREVARD...HENDERSONVILLE 400 AM EDT FRI SEP 29 2006
...PATCHY FROST POSSIBLE IN MUCH OF THE NORTH CAROLINA MOUNTAINS TONIGHT...
THE STRONG COLD FRONT THAT PASSED THROUGH THE REGION LATE THURSDAY HAS USHERED COOLER CANADIAN AIR INTO THE SOUTHERN APPALACHIANS. AS DRY HIGH PRESSURE SETTLES OVER THE MOUNTAIN CHAIN TONIGHT...LIGHT WINDS WILL COMBINE WILL THE COOLEST PART OF THE AIRMASS TO PRODUCE LOW TEMPERATURES IN THE MIDDLE TO UPPER 30S BY EARLY SATURDAY MORNING. PATCHY FROST IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP BEFORE DAYBREAK FROM NEWLAND TO BURNSVILLE...AND FROM ASHEVILLE TO CASHIERS. A FEW LOCATIONS COULD EXPERIENCE A KILLING FROST.
SLIGHTLY COLDER TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED FARTHER TO THE SOUTHWEST... FROM MARSHALL TO SYLVA TO FRANKLIN... AND ACROSS THE GREAT SMOKY MOUNTAINS. A FROST ADVISORY HAS BEEN POSTED FOR THESE LOCATIONS...AND FURTHER DETAILS ARE AVAILABLE IN THE LATEST URGENT WEATHER MESSAGE FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE."
(ie-dont go outside tomorrow morning or youll die from shock)