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Im Bored. But, its not like any of you care. I mean honestly, the only people that read it is my friend from LA and prob people that are really B0red. So, I wrote a story, true story by the way, about my friend..."The Malevolent Dr. Zarkonofski the III"<--hes a |>enguin from a clay-mation movie me and my friends made for animation class. SO...here it goes:
"Muwahahahha!" squealed Dr. Zarkonofski. "I, The Malevolent Dr, Zarkonofski the III, have determined the real name of PRINCE! Yes....mmmyes....that right, the sexified Pop star of the 80's that sung the song "Its Raining Men". I will sell the answer on ebay for money...wait...better yet....SALMON!...mmmyyyesss...salmon." Dr. Z does not realize that he, infact, does not know the real name of PRINCE, or that PRINCE never sung "Its Raining Men". In fact, that was sung by Micheal Bolton . His neighbor, a penguin named Philip, tricked him into beleiving that PRINCE'S real name was Conni Chung. Poor Dr. Zarkonofski posts the "real name" of PRINCE on e-bay. EVentually, Dr. Zarkonofski realizes that PRINCES real name is not COnnie Chung. He determines this when he receives many RABID replies of furios PRINCE fans. One reply said this: "Listen u whore of a Penguin. PRINCES real name is not Connie Chung. Conni Chung was a Female wrestler in the NWO. Get your facts correct you artic asshole!"
Embarresed, Dr. Z. dashes out of his "hoe mansion", swinging his arms in every directions, tears running down his oddly shaped peni....i mean beak. "I give And i GIVE AND I GIVE! And i get (sniffle) Nothing in return! Nothing at all..a little pat on the back, or a compliment on my new beak job would be nice, BUt NO! THe only one that realized my new beak job was some male stripper I unfortunatley ran into. I hate my life!" Dr. Z wales. Philp, seeing how embarresed Dr. Z. is, decides to confront him and tell him teh truth.
"Dr. Z., I have to tell You something very important." says Philip
"You Got the new magazine of Penguin Penis..cough Ugh,....I mean...NOT GAY PENGUIN PORN.....sigh.." interupts Dr. Z.
"Um..im going to forget u just foreshadowed your homosexuality, But waht i came here to say..was that......I lied about PRINCES real name" Cries Phiip
In the backround, thrilling msuic is played...and Dr. Z. is shocked :^O !!!! to be continued
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