quiz time!
1. GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST TO YOU, TURN TO PAGE 18, AND FIND LINE 4.
Does a drivers manual count? "Signs will be posted to notify you when the reduced speed applies or if the reduced speed applies when children are present."
2. STRETCH YOUR LEFT ARM OUT AS FAR AS YOU CAN. WHAT ARE YOU TOUCHING?
Air.
3. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU WATCHED ON TV?
Avatar, the last air bender.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.
Too early to be alive.
5. NOW LOOK AT THE CLOCK. WHAT IS THE ACTUAL TIME?
10:05. Look, I was right!
6. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE COMPUTER, WHAT CAN YOU HEAR?
Dogs scratching at their ears.
7. WHEN DID YOU LAST STEP OUTSIDE? WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
Walking home from work.
8. BEFORE YOU STARTED THIS SURVEY, WHAT DID YOU LOOK AT?
Deviant art.
9. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue shorts and a green tank top.
10. DID YOU DREAM LAST NIGHT? IF SO, WHAT?
I dreamt I was in this huge school and Miyuki died and so did a dog. It was weird.
11. WHEN DID YOU LAST LAUGH?
Not sure, but I'm positive it had something to do with losing the game.
12. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF THE ROOM YOU ARE IN?
Artwork, all done by me. Stupid parental unit...
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?
I'm bored.
15. WHAT IS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW?
Nanny Mc Phee
16. IF YOU BECAME A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE OVERNIGHT, WHAT WOULD YOU BUY/DO?
Hire someone to make the clothes I design 'cuz I can't sew worth shit.
17. TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU I DON'T KNOW.
Why would I tell you anything? You're a question on a quiz.
18. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT THE WORLD, REGARDLESS OF GUILT OR POLICIES, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Unite it completely.
19. DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
Yep.
20.GEORGE BUSH:
Is a sad, sad little man.
21. IMAGINE YOUR FIRST CHILD IS/WILL BE A GIRL. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HER?
Amador.
22. IMAGINE YOUR FIRST CHILD IS/WILL BE A BOY. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIM?
Hiri.
23. WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER LIVING ABROAD?
Indeed.
24. WHAT DO YOU WANT GOD TO SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU REACH THE PEARLY GATES?
"gtfo."