Chelsea meme

Jan 23, 2009 15:13

1st things that come up in google.

1. Google "[your name] needs":

"Youtube - allie needs a boyfriend"

no I definitely do NOT

#3 was worth adding too... "allie needs __this dick in her mouth_______. ... allie needs to be wit me. allie reminds me of an angel. without allie i would be miserable. ..."
ROFL

2. Google "[your name] looks like":

"Allie looks like a flat-faced chicken"

3. Google "[your name] likes":

"Youtube: Allie likes to drink"

and #2: "Allie likes her monster cock"

HELLS YEAHS TO BOTH.

4. Google "[your name] says":

This gave me all blogs named "allie says," except for #5: "Miz Allie Cat: Miz Allie Says Keep Our Ears Clean"

oh i <3 kitties

5. Google "[your name] wants":

"Allie wants to be a model and her reputation is on the line" for my Super Sweet Sixteen! Slit my wrists.

6. Google "[your name] does":

"Allie does stuff."
Then, "Allie does Brett and Jake"
Then, "youtube- Allie does the elmo dance!"

Damn I'm busy. And oh the irony.

7. Google "[your name] hates":

"Allie hates me."

Yeah.

8. Google "[your name] can":

"Allie can run."

Can I get any more boring?

9. Google "[your name] goes":

"Allie goes to Holy Cross school in conceineuit on Teenwag"

???? it is then followed by this blurb:
"wat up am tall handsome and play b ball and i love allie dimeco and i will do everything for her and i love mustangs and my avatar is my car and so allie if ..."

10. Google "[your name] is":

The only thing that came up was "Allie is Wired" so I'm gonna go with like #9:

"Allie is licking Frodo's scrotum."

11. Google "[your name] loves":

Allie loves a lot of people who are all incredibly lame. So Allie is gonna "loves her sister"
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