Enemies of METAL, your death is my REWARD!!!
Allright kids, you know what time it is... Paul's Monthly Update AND.. That boy P Dizzle is turning 21 soon. I cant believe it. Since we always eat out together, im keeping the tradition alive and well, and im keepin it cheap....
My Birthday= February 14
My birthday Dinner party= February 12 @ 7 o clock
Location= CICI"S Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh all you want, but you know you want some.
Come and hang out with me,if you dont wanna go, im still going anyway because im sure ill be starving by 7 in the evening.
Now that thats out of the way.....
Amazing events from 2005 thus far....
1.) My favorite celeb that i love to hate, ashlee simpson, got brutally booed of stage in front of millions.
2.)My lady was not on a boat for new year's, but was with me.
3.) The band on Battle for Ozzfest that i wanted to win actually won!
4.) When i was catching up on sportscenter at work today, That chick who is a kicker for a university football team, men's team mind you, is coming out saying that some of her teammates were sexually harassing her and asking her for " pleasure" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I didnt see that one coming! Your on a team with 80 neanderthas(?) who shower naked together and slap each others butts all day! Your lucky they even asked! CHOO CHOO!
And well, its only been about 10 days into the new year....... so thats about it so far.
Biggest dissapointment of 2005 thus far is........ (drumroll)....
CARLOS BELTRAN
There is no human on this earth that is worth any amount over 100 million dollars. Lets see, 105 mill or 119 mill or whatever... geez, i just dont know if he can support him and his 67 kids with only 105 million :( . What a tough life, getting paid a king's ransom for playing a kids game. Hey Carlos Beltran Hernandez Rodriguez Herrera, if you werent good at playing baseball, you would be on the landscaping crew that's gonna cut my lawn when i get older. I hope you break every bone in your arm bad enough to where you couldnt even push a lawn mower, and that the Astros destroy the mets in this up and coming season.
Now that is also out of the way.......
i was thinking while i was driving today and jamming Van Halen's "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" album, how awsome rock/metal, and just music in general was back in the day. I was also thinking about how 90 percent of music today is horrendous garbage and how its progressivly getting worse. This is why bands like By The End of Tonight/Explosions/Hella/Anathallo/D.E.P/Between the Buried and Me/ are so awsome to me. I was also thinking about how new bands arent striving to immulate the sounds of the great 60's-early 90's, but are just becoming carbon copies of the allready terrible bands that are most recently being created. Ex. How Finch/Theused/takingbacksunday/Storyoftheyear/Matchbookromance/Sensesfail/Hawthorneheights are all one HUGE band, and every band that is coming out is a big huge rip off of this big huge pile of crap of bands.
If a bunch of kids decided to put together a Dream Theatre/Rush rip off band, i could tolerate that, because atleast you would be trying to immulate great bands. But gimme a break. And yes i know, straight from the mouth of one of the late great theologiens of our time, Chris Garza, "well paul, your not in a band , so you cant criticize anyone else's band blah blah.... "
well, yes i can..... sorry ha ha.
Im just thinking about how music will be in the year 2015! Will guitars be completly replaced with layers and layers of studio trax in efforts to cover up the little skill that allready existed?? the number of instruments needed to complete a decent sounding band is allready dwindeling! Look at the yeah yeah yeah's. No bass, terrible FEMALE singer, and a subpar drummer= fame? Come on!! Will music itself become so INDIE with the kids that it will cease to exist??? What will the new trend be?? The kids atleast have to have an excuse to stink, not take showers, be vegan democrats, and wear ratty cloths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait, this post is getting to long. I love you, goodbye
My Birthday= February 14
My birthday Dinner party= February 12 @ 7 o clock
Location= CICI"S Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh all you want, but you know you want some.
Come and hang out with me,if you dont wanna go, im still going anyway because im sure ill be starving by 7 in the evening.
Now that thats out of the way.....
Amazing events from 2005 thus far....
1.) My favorite celeb that i love to hate, ashlee simpson, got brutally booed of stage in front of millions.
2.)My lady was not on a boat for new year's, but was with me.
3.) The band on Battle for Ozzfest that i wanted to win actually won!
4.) When i was catching up on sportscenter at work today, That chick who is a kicker for a university football team, men's team mind you, is coming out saying that some of her teammates were sexually harassing her and asking her for " pleasure" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I didnt see that one coming! Your on a team with 80 neanderthas(?) who shower naked together and slap each others butts all day! Your lucky they even asked! CHOO CHOO!
And well, its only been about 10 days into the new year....... so thats about it so far.
Biggest dissapointment of 2005 thus far is........ (drumroll)....
CARLOS BELTRAN
There is no human on this earth that is worth any amount over 100 million dollars. Lets see, 105 mill or 119 mill or whatever... geez, i just dont know if he can support him and his 67 kids with only 105 million :( . What a tough life, getting paid a king's ransom for playing a kids game. Hey Carlos Beltran Hernandez Rodriguez Herrera, if you werent good at playing baseball, you would be on the landscaping crew that's gonna cut my lawn when i get older. I hope you break every bone in your arm bad enough to where you couldnt even push a lawn mower, and that the Astros destroy the mets in this up and coming season.
Now that is also out of the way.......
i was thinking while i was driving today and jamming Van Halen's "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" album, how awsome rock/metal, and just music in general was back in the day. I was also thinking about how 90 percent of music today is horrendous garbage and how its progressivly getting worse. This is why bands like By The End of Tonight/Explosions/Hella/Anathallo/D.E.P/Between the Buried and Me/ are so awsome to me. I was also thinking about how new bands arent striving to immulate the sounds of the great 60's-early 90's, but are just becoming carbon copies of the allready terrible bands that are most recently being created. Ex. How Finch/Theused/takingbacksunday/Storyoftheyear/Matchbookromance/Sensesfail/Hawthorneheights are all one HUGE band, and every band that is coming out is a big huge rip off of this big huge pile of crap of bands.
If a bunch of kids decided to put together a Dream Theatre/Rush rip off band, i could tolerate that, because atleast you would be trying to immulate great bands. But gimme a break. And yes i know, straight from the mouth of one of the late great theologiens of our time, Chris Garza, "well paul, your not in a band , so you cant criticize anyone else's band blah blah.... "
well, yes i can..... sorry ha ha.
Im just thinking about how music will be in the year 2015! Will guitars be completly replaced with layers and layers of studio trax in efforts to cover up the little skill that allready existed?? the number of instruments needed to complete a decent sounding band is allready dwindeling! Look at the yeah yeah yeah's. No bass, terrible FEMALE singer, and a subpar drummer= fame? Come on!! Will music itself become so INDIE with the kids that it will cease to exist??? What will the new trend be?? The kids atleast have to have an excuse to stink, not take showers, be vegan democrats, and wear ratty cloths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait, this post is getting to long. I love you, goodbye