Curiosity killed the cat...

[thehumanparrot]

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

(ooc: Comments won't be screened, but consider each thread locked and private.)

Comments

[scud_like_stud]

What are your intentions with my boss? *looks damn well amused*

[thehumanparrot]

[The amusement confuses her.] Intentions?

[scud_like_stud]

Yeah, ya know. *shrugs* Like Dads ask when jocks want to get in their daughter's panties?

[thehumanparrot]

So what you're really asking is if I want in your boss's panties?

[scud_like_stud]

You can read it however you want, Dawson.

[thehumanparrot]

All right, an honest answer. My intentions with your boss are these: I intend to remain his friend for as long as he'll have me, though I have no intention at all in becoming a vampire.

[scud_like_stud]

So, you'd rather one day be the old lady he'll take out for dinner and who'll be confused for his mother?

[thehumanparrot]

I'd rather my dinner include salad than people, at any age. [A quick smile.] Plus, I'm not quite sure he'd take me out in my old age. He hasn't taken me out in my young age.

[scud_like_stud]

And that's exactly why he hasn't done it yet. The poor guy is too shy, he needs to take his time.

But hey, if you feel neglected I can totally do the job for him.

[thehumanparrot]

He's shy? Of course he is.

[Her smile grows.] I appreciate that, more than you know. Pick me up at eight?

[scud_like_stud]

Like a total virgin. Like a long haired blond virgin that has never even dared to taste a cigarette. Like a young blonde virgin that thinks that making out and a third base are enough to knock her up. Like... You got it, right?

Yeah? *okay, her quick agreement takes him by surprise* Really?

[thehumanparrot]

Yes. I've got it.

Really, really. [She looks him over, still smiling.] Shower. Eight o'clock, no later.

[scud_like_stud]

With a shower even? What, do I need a suit too?

Also, is KFC cool enough for you?

[thehumanparrot]

KFC is perfect.

You can avoid the suit if we bring it back to my place.

[scud_like_stud]

Whoa! Your place? *a beat* You're not gonna spill anything weird in my drink, are you? You pervy jock, you.

[thehumanparrot]

I'm not going to sleep with you, Josh. Your virtue is safe.