Маразм не ор..

Sep 20, 2007 00:29

Ну и ну.. Вот вам и продвинутый Запад. Вот такое объявленьице было обнаружено на - внимание! - сайте по покупке/продаже б/у вещей, весьма популярном тут. Остается только остаться же в недоумении. Демократия? Толерантность? Каждому по заслугам? Фыррр!

Harvard senior seeking female companion - m4w - 21

Reply to: pers-426325644@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-09-19, 6:48AM EDT

My final club has a reunion this fall, and my relationship of two years ended disastrously earlier this summer. I have an invitation for myself plus one, and am willing to show you a great time. It is a private party, in an extremely classy setting. There is no real way to describe how ornate the club is, but I guarantee that it will be the most upscale experience of your life. Think back to your high school prom (выпускной вечер), take away the terrible music, and multiply the experience by ten.

You must be white, 5'6" - 5'9" {167-175 см}, young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT). {Wellesley & Tufts намного престижнее Boston University или Boston College, хотя последние совсем неплохие универы}

You should be able to hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior. I have seen unruly guests embarrass members before, and I hope this won't be a problem. This event is black-tie, and I am willing to procure an evening gown for you (куплю тебе платьице вечернее).

I hate to sound so harsh, but I have expectations to live up to. No Black, Asian, overweight, or unattractive women please. Ages 18-22 only.

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