Oct 12, 2009 19:19
.... having dinner in a crowded family restaurant on Friday night sitting across from your mother and having her ask if you're gay. Not awkward enough? Have her then go on to ask if your (same-gender) friends hit on you or not. Then a curve ball with her tales of homosexual relationships in her all-girls high school back on the island and how they never lasted. Finish it off with an honest question that goes into a two-hour long discussion about how homosexual sex resulted in AIDS, with the disease later spreading to hetrosexual couples just because.
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MOST. AWKWARD. RIDE. HOME. EVER.
omg why