West Wing ficlet
As a response to
lordessrenegade 's writing meme. It's all the things you asked for at once! - C.J./Toby, C.J. gen, and C.J. and Donna plotting together. See, aren't I clever? It's a little... silly.
"So how are you going to do it? Pass the wine."
"Here. I'm not really sure."
"You have to make him jealous. This is good wine. Merlot?"
"Yeah, 2000. I could pretend to like Danny."
"Wouldn't that be mean to Danny? I like him."
"I guess it would. What about your guy? Pass the wine."
"My guy needs to get his head out of his arse."
"You could make him jealous."
"With who? Pass the wine back."
"Who does he hate more than anything?"
"My ex-boyfriend."
"Dr. Freeride? Wine."
"If you like. Also, republicans."
"That has potential. What's Cliff up to these days?"
"He works for you. Gimme some more of that wine."
"Right. Who else?"
"…Amy?"
"Hm. Interesting… I need more wine."
"Sorry, no."
"I'm not drunk yet!"
"I meant with Amy."
"Oh. Okay. Then you could… I know!"
"Uh oh."
"You pretend to like Toby and I pretend to like Josh!"
"Okay, ew?"
"What?"
"Toby's a little old for me, don't you think? Pass the wine."
"Hm, maybe."
"Yeah."
"Hey, Sex and the City's on next!"
"Oh, perfect, maybe they'll have an idea."
"Maybe. Pass the wine."
"Good wine."
"I know."
"I think I might be just a little drunk."
"Me too."
"I get emotional when I get drunk."
"Stay away from the phone."
"You bet."
"Pass the wine."
"You bet."
"…"
"This is a good episode."
"Yeah. Why don't you just tell him how you feel?"
"I don’t know. It's not like we haven't had sex."
"Okay, too much information."
"Sorry. I know he likes me."
"Likes you, likes you?"
"Likes me, likes me."
"Do it, then, C.J. Right now."
"Right now?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, pass the wine."
"You have the wine."
"Oh, so I do. Pass the phone."
"Here."
"Okay, I'm dialing. Hi, Toby."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Hi. Toby, I wanted to tell you this, because Donna said I should."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Okay. Toby, I love you. I love spending time with you and I love having sex with you and I love you."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Are you drunk? Possibly."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Probably. That doesn't change the facts, Toby."
"What did-"
"He said, I love you too, C.J."
"He did?"
"Yes."
"EEE! C.J., that's so great!"
"I know. See you in the morning, Toby."
"Bye, Toby!"
"Donna says bye."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Tell her bye back. Bye back, Donna."
"I didn't say bye to you."
"No, you said bye to Toby. Toby is saying something, Donna."
"What did he say?"
"He said, I'm hanging up now. Bye, Toby!"
"What did he say?"
"He hung up."
"That's so mean!"
"No it's not. He said he loved me."
"That's good."
"Now, your guy."
"Ugh. Pass the wine."
"With pleasure."
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lordessrenegade 's writing meme. It's all the things you asked for at once! - C.J./Toby, C.J. gen, and C.J. and Donna plotting together. See, aren't I clever? It's a little... silly.
"So how are you going to do it? Pass the wine."
"Here. I'm not really sure."
"You have to make him jealous. This is good wine. Merlot?"
"Yeah, 2000. I could pretend to like Danny."
"Wouldn't that be mean to Danny? I like him."
"I guess it would. What about your guy? Pass the wine."
"My guy needs to get his head out of his arse."
"You could make him jealous."
"With who? Pass the wine back."
"Who does he hate more than anything?"
"My ex-boyfriend."
"Dr. Freeride? Wine."
"If you like. Also, republicans."
"That has potential. What's Cliff up to these days?"
"He works for you. Gimme some more of that wine."
"Right. Who else?"
"…Amy?"
"Hm. Interesting… I need more wine."
"Sorry, no."
"I'm not drunk yet!"
"I meant with Amy."
"Oh. Okay. Then you could… I know!"
"Uh oh."
"You pretend to like Toby and I pretend to like Josh!"
"Okay, ew?"
"What?"
"Toby's a little old for me, don't you think? Pass the wine."
"Hm, maybe."
"Yeah."
"Hey, Sex and the City's on next!"
"Oh, perfect, maybe they'll have an idea."
"Maybe. Pass the wine."
"Good wine."
"I know."
"I think I might be just a little drunk."
"Me too."
"I get emotional when I get drunk."
"Stay away from the phone."
"You bet."
"Pass the wine."
"You bet."
"…"
"This is a good episode."
"Yeah. Why don't you just tell him how you feel?"
"I don’t know. It's not like we haven't had sex."
"Okay, too much information."
"Sorry. I know he likes me."
"Likes you, likes you?"
"Likes me, likes me."
"Do it, then, C.J. Right now."
"Right now?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, pass the wine."
"You have the wine."
"Oh, so I do. Pass the phone."
"Here."
"Okay, I'm dialing. Hi, Toby."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Hi. Toby, I wanted to tell you this, because Donna said I should."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Okay. Toby, I love you. I love spending time with you and I love having sex with you and I love you."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Are you drunk? Possibly."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Probably. That doesn't change the facts, Toby."
"What did-"
"He said, I love you too, C.J."
"He did?"
"Yes."
"EEE! C.J., that's so great!"
"I know. See you in the morning, Toby."
"Bye, Toby!"
"Donna says bye."
"What did he say?"
"He said, Tell her bye back. Bye back, Donna."
"I didn't say bye to you."
"No, you said bye to Toby. Toby is saying something, Donna."
"What did he say?"
"He said, I'm hanging up now. Bye, Toby!"
"What did he say?"
"He hung up."
"That's so mean!"
"No it's not. He said he loved me."
"That's good."
"Now, your guy."
"Ugh. Pass the wine."
"With pleasure."
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